Blind date?
kandoh, Is Velma on a Starship or Is Geordie in an abandoned amusement park?
Holodeck accident or ghost sighted at a Trek convention?
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Geordi recreated her in a holodeck program. He never learns.
Rednax, I thought ghost busting was Beverly’s thing?
echodot, (edited ) The creepy ghost that haunts the old lemonade factory turned out to be Barkley.
Obviously he’s dressed up as a giant spider
CarlsIII, I think Velma’s too human/alive for Geordi
shiveyarbles, And too curvy
ininewcrow, (edited ) 
Velma puts on Geordi’s visor and gets electroshocked by the device’s electronic contacts
Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.
The_Picard_Maneuver, Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.
Geordi is Cyclops, confirmed.
ininewcrow, and Velma suffers from brain damage :(
Kolanaki, 
Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead
“Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”
Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes
“No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”
ironeagl, Great reference!
FlyingSquid, 
Velma rejected him like every other woman.
In fact, I’m not sure where his daughters came from. Note their mother wasn’t around though.
teft, 
He followed in Data’s footsteps. His kids are clones of himself.
JWBananas, 
My subtitles! I can’t see without my subtitles!
metaStatic, Should have used asshole Velma. or did they not do the glasses bit in the new show?
OldManBOMBIN, Jinkies, I gotta get into LASIK
cybervseas, It would make a great crossover meet cute
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