FlyingSquid,
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Velma rejected him like every other woman.

In fact, I’m not sure where his daughters came from. Note their mother wasn’t around though.

teft,
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He followed in Data’s footsteps. His kids are clones of himself.

cybervseas,

It would make a great crossover meet cute

ininewcrow, (edited )
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Velma puts on Geordi’s visor and gets electroshocked by the device’s electronic contacts

Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.

Geordi is Cyclops, confirmed.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

and Velma suffers from brain damage :(

OldManBOMBIN,

Jinkies, I gotta get into LASIK

CarlsIII,

I think Velma’s too human/alive for Geordi

shiveyarbles,

And too curvy

Kolanaki,
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Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead

“Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”

Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes

“No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”

ironeagl,

Great reference!

metaStatic,

Should have used asshole Velma. or did they not do the glasses bit in the new show?

kandoh,

Is Velma on a Starship or Is Geordie in an abandoned amusement park?

Holodeck accident or ghost sighted at a Trek convention?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Geordi recreated her in a holodeck program. He never learns.

Rednax,

I thought ghost busting was Beverly’s thing?

echodot, (edited )

The creepy ghost that haunts the old lemonade factory turned out to be Barkley.

Obviously he’s dressed up as a giant spider

JWBananas,
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My subtitles! I can’t see without my subtitles!

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