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Engywuck, in chemists?

I genuinely ROTLF’d here

BelieveRevolt, (edited ) in abandonware empires

Not just science, factory equipment that needs ancient computers to function too. If you’ve ever wondered why some old PC parts are surprisingly expensive on eBay…

frezik,

Out of curiosity, I ran through some sample quizzes of the A+ exam a while back. Managed to pass, but I had to dig out a lot of my old knowledge about IDE master/slave setups and COM port settings and the like. That may be partially due to A+ being a silly, meaningless cert, but it’s pretty clear there is a need for that crap still.

Cowbee, in abandonware empires

IP shouldn’t exist in general.

Wilzax,

Property other than what you personally use to live shouldn’t exist, but if we’re moving away from capitalism, IP is not first on the list of things to abandon

Cowbee,

Yes.

frezik,

Also, I could see some forms of IP being higher on the list than others. A market socialist setup, where every company is a worker owned co-op, would still have a lot of use for Trademarks. It could be a far less abusive system than the one we have now, but we’d still want it to exist.

Market socialism itself is likely to only be a transitory step, though.

SkybreakerEngineer,

But then how would TCP and UDP work?

Cowbee,

Fair, lol

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Time to load up NetBIOS and… Stuff.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

simple. TCP wouldn’t, and UDP never did anyway.

Quik,

and UDP never did anyway As a CS student I’ve laughed way to hard when reading this

Evilsandwichman,

It was so hard for me to grasp at some point over a decade earlier that in the past, in the middle ages and earlier for example, that people would publish all these educational books…and none of the info was copyrighted; literally anyone could find some book published by some random Greek or Arab person and just take all the knowledge, and release their own stuff that just freely builds on the knowledge contained within, or that inventions could be copied by anyone and no one was like ‘pay me for my brilliance’.

Cowbee,

Absolutely. Free flow of information without pay wall allows humanity to collectively build upon itself.

milicent_bystandr,

At the same time, paying people who generate, develop and curate information, enables and encourages more people to do so. IMHO one of the amazing things about the open source movement is it’s built on so much generosity of time and resources.

Astaroth,

Could your average joe even afford to buy a single one of those handwritten books? Or even read said book for that matter…

jadero,

Yes, but it’s important to remember that a much (most?) of that work was performed by those with hereditary wealth, under the patronage of those with hereditary wealth, under the patronage of the church, or by clergy who had plenty of free time beyond their duties and no separate need to earn income for housing and food. In fact, one reason to enter the clergy was to gain access to the resources to pursue other activities.

psud,

A monopoly is thought to inspire creation, if that’s so IP is good, but should be on human timescales.

100 years of monopoly won’t inspire me any better than 20 years, and even most cooperate products have less time in production than that

ToeNailClippings, (edited ) in bro pls

They’re doing it all wrong. They need to build it in space.

Guys I was taking the piss.

oxideseven,

This is exactly what I was thinking. Can make it as big as you want and no need to dig out the earth. Just a few “acceleration rings” and then the detector. I guess if it were feasible right now we’d be doing that though.

Enkrod,

Everyone underestimates how HEAVY the collider is, how often sensor modules need to be changed and mainly that the ring is just one part of the entire group of big buildings you need for this.

You need to create different beams of different makeup from different sources, different loops to make the beam hit sonething and maybe return the products into the loop, you need extensive sensory equipment where the collision happens and different sensors for different experiments.

It is just SOOOO much cheaper, easier and better to build it underground instead of in space.

ToeNailClippings,

I didnt underestimate anything. I was taking the mick

Having said that, the ISS didnt go up in one part, did it. Though there might be problems with cosmic rays and co interfering with the accuracy, etc.

improbably_me,

They already exist. Just wrangle a couple of neutron stars and put them next to each other. Bada Bing Bada Boom, Bob’s your uncle

Sylvartas, in bro pls

NA copium. Where’s

ElHexo, in bro pls

Seems like a poor allocation of resources, they’d need a much bigger loop or much better colliders to get anything really interesting out of it

shath,
@shath@hexbear.net avatar

ok make it bigger then

ElHexo,

It’s pretty hard to make a 27,000km ring

shath,
@shath@hexbear.net avatar

better get started then

Resistentialism,

You’ve never seen my arsehole after a night with a goth girl.

Why am I like this

EternalNicodemus, in *screams exestentially*
@EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

I am utterly confused by this comic, it makes sense and at the same time it doesn’t

kromem,

It’s about the evolving picture of the universe over the past 300 years and how so much about that picture changed so quickly and is still left with very big open questions.

EternalNicodemus,
@EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

Why think when you can just say it is God’s magic 😎

MonkeMischief,

Or be like our boi Galileo who proved one can successfully do both. 😀

EternalNicodemus,
@EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

Sure lol

Arystique, in bro pls
@Arystique@beehaw.org avatar

Only if someone sticks their head in this one too

Crul, (edited ) in *screams exestentially*

Hover text:

Honestly geometry’s pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.

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Bebo, (edited ) in abandonware empires

When Windows dropped support for XP, our NMR lab decided to change the OS of the PC linked to the NMR machine to Linux. Since I don’t work there anymore I don’t know if they were able to do that successfully.

lowleveldata, in *screams exestentially*

Solving too many mysteries is not a complaint I have for the scientists… Not having free energy yet is

Pons_Aelius,

Not having free energy yet is

Have you not noticed the bright ball of gas that lights up the sky during the day?

It bathes the earth in free energy.

Decoy321,

Yeah, but you have to put energy into getting that energy.

Pons_Aelius,

Not if you are a plant.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I tried plugging my phone into the elm tree out back. Turns out it doesn’t work, and also it wasn’t an elm tree, it was the neighbor, and he was pissed when he woke up.

Pons_Aelius, (edited )

the elm tree

Well, there is your problem, it should be ash for apple products and Birch for Android.

If you are lucky and have a eucalyptus near by they work for all phones.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Potatoes work better.

Hexagon,

Only for the next 5 billion years! And then what???

Pons_Aelius,

If we haven't made it off earth by then, well we are shit out of luck.

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

That’s why we’ve been trapping all this extra energy! Free real estate baby. It’s just good economics.

…I’ve just been informed that DC is now underwater

IWantToFuckSpez, (edited )

Nothing is free. Eventually Huītzilōpōchtli will consume the Earth to settle the debt we own him.

Pons_Aelius,
TheOakTree,

I wonder how much sunlight we can convert into stored energy until we are non-trivially detracting from the amount of energy that reaches the earth’s surface.

It’s probably an absurd proportion of solar panel coverage.

Pons_Aelius,

Surface area of the earth: 510,064,472 km²

So at any moment ~255..000.000 km² of the earth is hit with solar radiation. I think we have a while before it becomes an issue.

bingbong,

until we are non-trivially detracting from the amount of energy that reaches the earth’s surface.

I think I just found the solution to climate change boys 😎

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Failing that, you can always hook up to the neighbors power meter;

TonyTonyChopper, (edited )
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

nothing can be free in a capitalist society

unless you mean perpetual motion/magic energy in which case that was solved hundreds of years ago. It can’t be done

PunnyName, in *screams exestentially*

The more I learn, the less I know.

super_user_do, in abandonware empires
@super_user_do@feddit.it avatar

Gotta save this one

sooper_dooper_roofer, in bro pls

Any actual creepy stories about the LHC?

something very creep happened to me recently and idk what to make of it

talivision,

what do you mean?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Aliens of course

SchizoDenji,

Steins gate?

the_lone_wolf, in bro pls
@the_lone_wolf@lemmy.ml avatar

I am waiting for the day when the biggest collider first run is going to explode this planet and then earth is going to become itself a particle.

Chadus_Maximus,

Why does future circular collider, the largest collider, not eat all the other colliders?

Foofighter,

If I remember the smaller colliders are used to feed the LHC. Probably the same with a future collide.

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