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vexikron, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

I tried to date an electron once, but I could never figure out her position on any subject without disturbing her and her whole orbit of friends.

MxM111, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?
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Deuterium

0ops, in Mentally Deranged Behaviour

At least the “depth” is consistent

jenny_ball,
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it’s not that bad tbh

rikudou, in we're still trying to figure out if they go to the same floor or not.
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If you’re Jeff Dean, NP means “No Problemo”.

BambiDiego,

Then it seems like I started life in the “Problemo” level, gotta go find this elevator to rectify this.

FuglyDuck, in This is too real
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Just to clarify… the coffe cup is the science experiment?

janus2,
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only if there’s a lab notebook full of observations and measurements next to it

FuglyDuck,
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“today, the sentient mold asked for more water, and some more bread to grow on” is not something you leave lying around for the sentient mold to read!

(It’s all fun and games until they start engaging in biowarfare…)

janus2,
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to be fair engaging in biowarfare is just about all that mold does

Toes, in This is too real

Na it’s a giant bottle of medical grade ethanol way cheaper and you can flavour it however you like.

Donjuanme,

My pure ethanol recently went up 5x to over 200/gallon.

Sanyanov,

In my area ethanol got literally inaccessible.

Don’t know what the hell is going on, but we survive off reserves, and save as much as we can.

janus2,
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“oops i got formaldehyde poisoning better administer some treatment!”

Donjuanme, in This is too real

It’s not a mess, it’s a “working lab”… That I haven’t cleaned since the big boss was last here 3 months ago. Shit he’s coming next week…

captainlezbian, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

It’s cool they’re into being cucked by bigger subatomic particles

EmoBean, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

Nah, they just vibing doing their thing.

open_world, in Fake it til you make it.
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To hide the fact that you’re an invisible person with a pie chart head

Sanctus, in This is too real
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This is just what it looks like when smart people are cooking up smart shit.

LEONHART, in Fake it til you make it.

Okabe Rintarou has entered the chat.

caseyweederman,

Additional segment: “because you’re a huge annoying nerd who takes forever to develop an actual personality”
Ugh I hated having to push through his douchebag phase, even after that he was merely tolerable.

chillbo_baggins, in Comrade

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/06e233e5-8f41-49b1-9de6-5e67b2fa2efc.jpeg

Bojimbo, in Fake it til you make it.

Too cold in the lab every time

angrystego,

Do you have no freezers in your lab? Can recommend. Those buggers make every lab a sauna.

DudeBro, in This is too real

Can confirm 1 and 6

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