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turddle, in He's on the spectrum, he be getting bitches at low frequency

So dorky but it resonates with me 😂 amazing

stebo02,
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resonates

I see what you did there

krellor, in It can be shown that...

Proof by intimidation:

  • is left as an exercise for the reader.
  • can be trivially shown.
  • as shown in many introductory texts.
MBM,

As shown in the full version (the full version never got made)

TonyTonyChopper,
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As explained in my prior work

(prior work gives no explanation)

DrQuint,

I saw this in a HCI paper once. The prior work was just a review of current science, and had no findings in regards to the topic stated.

I did not point it out to the guy. We all knew 80% of what’s written in the field was bullshit.

gaston1592, (edited )

proof by recess:

  • As we will prove after the break.
  • Riing
  • Before the break we proved that…
Agent641,

Trust me et al bro

LongbottomLeaf, in He's on the spectrum, he be getting bitches at low frequency

FTIR shows a broad peak in OH region. Cocktail bar or brewpub for further analysis.

Couplqnd, in fishing for math

I always say this to annoy my math and science friends

Engineers live in the real world

Scientists live in the ideal world

And mathematicians… live in their own world

affiliate,

this is exactly why i like math. i get to play pretend in my own little world

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Engineers live in the real world

Yeah, that cat is definitely a cylinder

blanketswithsmallpox, in Double-slit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tKncAdlHQ - 9 minutes of explaining of how this evolved.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, in Double-slit
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Fucking brilliant! And all of the upvotes assure me that I'm hanging out with the right bunch of nerds on the internet!

angrystego, in Double-slit

This never gets old.

Agent641,

Like the singularity of a black hole

dangblingus,

Why wouldn’t the singularity get old?

DragonTypeWyvern,

Because time stops at the event horizon.

As perceived from outside, anyways.

Karyoplasma,

Brb hiding in a black hole in the hopes that the future will be better.

BluJay320, in internet points
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Capitalism strikes again

CouncilOfFriends, in He's on the spectrum, he be getting bitches at low frequency

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/59a57869-931d-412f-a93c-cb4294b68a47.webp

drekly, in Academic Writing Mood Meter

This is just streamer language. I cringe so hard at “let’s goooo” these days

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

More like 30 and under

doctordevice,

I’m 30 and this sounds like strangers/teenagers. I don’t even understand what some of these mean. “Fuck it we ball”???

Dumbkid,
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Glad I haven’t seen enough streamers to pick up on that

glimse,

The new one that bugs me is saying “actually” and “genuinely” before every fuckin statement. Those (a long with “not gonna lie”) make me think I shouldn’t trust anything you say unless you clarify you’re being sincere first

Nougat,

Literally.

glimse,

Shit I forgot about that one.

glimse,

Someone just replied to a different comment of mine using “literally” incorrectly hahaha

seaQueue,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

Just reply with “illiterately”

glimse,

Missed opportunity :(

Nougat,

Indubitably.

MaliciousKebab,

Unironically this.

moshtradamus666, in Academic Writing Mood Meter

I really felt that “mom would be sad”

Anal_Fornicator_, in Double-slit

More like double-slut lmao

FlyingSquid, in Double-slit
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That’s the best use of this meme I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

FlashZordon, in Academic Writing Mood Meter
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What would be max pleasant but low energy?

marine_mustang,

Asleep.

kyle,

We vibin’

PoisonedPrisonPanda, in It can be shown that...

I know its all fun and alike.

But please, please get your shit together.

We as people have to do better science.

So many papers and “research” nowadays are just a shitshow of words which chatgpt will make even worse.

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