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mayo_cider, in Machine Learning is when machine learns, stupid.
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The only areas of machine learning that I expect to live up to the hype are in areas, where somewhat noisy input and output doesn’t ruin the usability, like image and audio processing and generation, or where you have to validate the output anyway, like the automated copy-paste from stackexchange. Anything that requires actual specifity and factuality straight from the output, like the language models attempting to replace search engines (or worse, professional analysis), will for the foreseeable future be tainted with hallucinations and misinformation.

gravitas_deficiency, in Natural Malachite Stalactite (Origin: Arizona, United States)
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eestileib, in Natural Malachite Stalactite (Origin: Arizona, United States)

For a non inconsiderable number of Hindus, this is roughly equivalent to a tortilla with blotches that look like Mary.

It’s a “natural lingam” and is an expression of the immanence of Shiva.

Track_Shovel, in 🦋🦋🦋
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TBF if someone tased you every time you set your phone down you’d fucking remember

Zorque,

I only turn into goo after a particularly bad day at work, though.

emergencyfood,

Or after Shinji has had a particularly bad day at work.

Hupf,

Omeleto!

Anticorp, in 🦋🦋🦋

They don’t know they’re going to be butterflies. They are driven by instinct to build the cocoon. It is a natural urge, an irresistible drive.

stebo02,
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Insects with their tiny brains never really “know” what they’re doing. They just do.

Rootiest, in 🦋🦋🦋

I wonder what it feels like to be a brain in a goo sac

deadbeef79000,

I mean, that’s pretty much what we are.

A brain driving a meat puppet.

StringTheory, in Everything is a derivative of physics.

The ol’ “philosophy is just applied history, history is just applied psychology, psychology is just applied biology, biology is just applied chemistry, chemistry is just applied physics, physics is just applied mathematics, mathematics is just applied philosophy.”

Which I saw as graffiti in a university bathroom back in Ye Olden Days and has stuck with me ever since.

darcy, in C.R.E.A.M.
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wait how has noone thought of this?

Aurenkin,

Yeah I think there were some folks who thought about splitting the atom right? I forget who.

Anyway, now I am become wealth, buyer of worlds.

Malgas, in C.R.E.A.M.

0.995 kg of gold and 5g of protium

Actually less than that because only around 10% of the gold created this way (assuming a natural distribution of Hg isotopes) would be stable, so you’d get a bunch of β particles too. I don’t even know how Au-201 would act, and it would comprise 30% of the output.

Krukenberg, in C.R.E.A.M.
LopensLeftArm, in you energy
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*the speed of light squared

torknorggren, in internet points

In my discipline we only pay if we want the article to be open access. Are there journals that charge $1000 and still put articles behind a paywall?

lol3droflxp,
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As far as I know, the big ones charge very high processing fees

KevonLooney, in Joy

Scientists have been looking for funding since before the scientific method existed. Leonardo Da Vinci had patrons

jmcs,

Hey, some of the most famous scientists were rich as fuck and were doing research basically as a hobby.

WarmSoda,

Of course. If you have to work all day there’s not much time left for sciencing

saltnotsugar, in Vortex me daddy

Ah, but this one goes BEEP.

NoStressyJessie,
trailing9, in internet points

To mention the obvious, it’s the same network effect that keeps people on X and Reddit.

Enkers,

Where there’s a platform, there’s enshitification.

trailing9,

To stay obvious, what’s fascinating is that those networks are small, its members the most intelligent people available and they meet each other regularly in person at conferences.

Why do they accept the lock-in?

sigmaklimgrindset,

They may be intelligent in their fields but that doesn’t mean they think thing through in every aspect of their lives. The status quo is the easiest thing to deal with they can devote more time to their careers/research

Unless their field is in social engineering, then yeah why are they going along with it?

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