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ALoafOfBread, in Greebles!
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Plok Osmit packin a magnum chode

Metal_Zealot, in Greebles!
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

I see the word Plok,
I go listen to the Boss Theme.

Simple as

samus12345,
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Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Metal_Zealot,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

No one will be able to make the SNES sound chip their total bìtch like Tim Follin

oxideseven, in Greebles!

Freaking glips with their silly uphorns!

Downhorn for life! Long live plok!

ArtificialLink, (edited ) in This one goes out to all the pipettes I dropped.

Nothing probably compares to the sheer plastic waste of a large commercial kitchen. Everything comes in plastic from Cisco. And you wrap everything in plastic and just toss it over and over again.

fishy195,

I think you mean Sysco not Cisco lol

ArtificialLink,

I did but talk to text got me fucked up lol.

directive0,
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No he meant Sisko. As in Joseph Sisko. Of Earth?

Makes a fierce Jambalaya,

hsr,
@hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Cisco needs to open a restaurant where they cook with heat from servers.

Granixo, in Greebles!
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I see Baby Yoda in a few of these.

Magnetar,

I thought all of them are Yodas, some with a boner.

bmsok, in Why lie, I guess?

I respect this so much that it hurts

frustratedphagocytosis, in Greebles!
@frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social avatar

I call BS, there's not enough room for this sort of detail, you'd get 'as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]' half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

sigmaklimgrindset,

Goddamn it, why is academia so indecipherable and yet so relatable??

inconel, (edited )

I only encountered once, but when it happened I had to realize how old science field may have been different. The exact detail I was looking for should be in [20] … but “[20] to be published” (presumably by the same author). I couldn’t find any papers by author’s name other than that but the author was so sure getting published.

frustratedphagocytosis,
@frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social avatar

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

Damaskox, in Survey says: You're louder than the bullfrogs.
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I hope they left you be?
Didn't try any disturbing business with you?

fossilesque,
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It was ok, they brough enough to share. 😎

samus12345, in Greebles!
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

threelonmusketeers,

But why did they cut the fleeb?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)

Swedneck, in Greebles!
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what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?

fossilesque,
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RememberTheApollo_,

AI video and content creator? Not sure why it’s on a meme/still image. Not familiar with it.

JoYo, in Why lie, I guess?
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

working remote has been the single best improvement to my field.

ZJBlank, in Greebles!

Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid

tdawg,

I don’t care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!

iAvicenna, in Greebles!
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Different field? More like a different child field of my root field

lemmy_outta_here,

Different child field? This is like my first two read-throughs of a new paper in my own specialization!

azdalen, in Greebles!

🤔 lacks common language / symbols that are used in contrary and confusing ways

Ranvier, (edited ) in Greebles!

Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.

Hupf,

SWACs for short

kureta,

FFCKs sake

xthexder,
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SWACFS

Metans,

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