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skybreaker, in We don't judge here. :)
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

As someone with a degree in physics who ended up in an engineering role, I approve of this meme.

Tolookah,

As an engineer, I don’t believe in any of that mind reading mumbo jumbo.

rh4c6f,

Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.

beneeney,
@beneeney@lemm.ee avatar

Fr, what can you do with a physics degree except teach people physics

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Applied physics is a thing. Lots of jobs there. Geophysics, biophysics, engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

MonkderZweite,

engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

Architect?

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Literally everything. All science and engineering is based on physics

milicent_bystandr,

I used my particle physics and knowledge of quantum topology to hybridise a new species of drought-resistant pineapple just the other day. It’s that easy!

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Okay. Good luck having anything from modernity without physics then. Especially your plumbing.

milicent_bystandr,

Oh, I do my plumbing based on political science. But that’s not especially modern. The real genius is using music theory to run my email server. I’m setting self-hosted jazz on a saxophone next weekend.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

So that’s the reason you’re full of shit

acockworkorange,

Well, we did have plenty of engineered items before having the proper physics theory to explain what was happening. Physics does a whole lot more than simply enabling engineering to do more. It’s the basis of our understanding of the universe.

dalekcaan,

Come up with new physics to teach people?

skybreaker,
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

So true, lol

robolemmy, in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.
@robolemmy@lemmy.world avatar
EatYouWell, in We don't judge here. :)

Isn’t physics a pretty integral part of engineering?

Cowbee,

Engineering is just the economical application of applied physics, without Physicists Engineers work off faulty knowledge, without Engineers nothing gets designed.

The level of understanding an Engineer needs, however, is purely within the practical and economical, while Physicists understandably have more in-depth knowledge.

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

For structural analysts it’s very important.

AFallingAnvil, (edited )
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

I think the joke is you don’t understand enough physics to make that your gig, so you go engineering as the backup plan. Source: am IT, we’re everyone’s backup plan when their initial goals fall through

Forester,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

As a former engineering student who now works in IT… I resent your comment.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Just graduated from college in IT, I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two. I originally wanted to do creative communications but couldn’t get past the entrance exam.

Droggelbecher,

About to graduate in physics and I’ve definitely scrolled through IT job postings when anxious about not getting a PhD position

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, when IT students get those moments they look at construction ads. It’s turtles all the way down.

A7thStone,

And when us constructing workers get those moments we say fuck!, but at least we don’t have student loans to pay off.

Waraugh,

i didn’t get a degree until I was almost thirty, from an online college at that. I’m a complete idiot and somehow earning a bit over $200k a year in the Midwest at forty years old. Sometimes I have to meet with people and I’m like man, just let me back in my hole, wtf am I doing here, I can barely understand what these people are talking about let alone process any of the shit they are saying. I talk, ask questions, sometimes get answers I can understand but always make an idiot out of myself but I keep talking. Everyone says it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt but I swear I’ve made a career out of being an idiot. If it wasn’t for IT I would be cleaning shit off guys dicks in a brothel somewhere to feed myself.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

In my experience so far asking the question instead of just fucking everything up by guessing is a huge reason why you get paid what you get paid.

pigup,

I have worked with guys who got physics undergrad and mech E masters. They are both awful engineers who don’t really get it. I take this joke too personally because I know it’s bs from experience.

HobbitFoot,

The absolute worst is when those kinds of engineers graduate but are incapable of thinking about the problems they are designing solutions for.

SpaceNoodle,

No, integrals are mathematics

Zacryon,

Depends on the specific engineering branch. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes nothing at all. But all engineering branches share one thing with physics: math.

morrowind, in We don't judge here. :)
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

physics majors when they’re asked to apply their knowledge (they’ve never been outside of the lab)

wizzor,

They can design the chicken coop, but only for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

Steve,

Built from ideal materials with zero tolerance

nilloc, (edited )

Just like the Tesla Truck!

Though lack of both physics and engineering is on display there.

AntEater,
@AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It also fails from the arts and sociology perspectives.

AnarchoSnowPlow, in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.

Brassicas are the besticas.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited )

I do love brassicas. Never had Kohlrabi though. Need to give it a try, apparently.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Slice it up like a thin chip with a little salt. :)

TonyToniToneOfficial, in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait, but fusion is working. They’re seeing net positive output. It’s still quite small at the moment, but moderate gains continue to be made in the field.

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

This isn’t properly calculated though. They only count the actual laser energy inside the reacttvs output. They don’t account for the huge amount of energy thatch’s needed to run the lasers in the first place or the rest of the facility. It’s nowhere near putting out more energy than it consumes and it’s also a reactor for nuclear weapons testing so they don’t really try to produce energy anyway.

Ranvier,

You’re not wrong. It’s still an important step for the field though. Having a net positive within the reaction itself could theoretically mean eventually the energy from the reaction can help sustain the reaction after the initial higher activation energy. But with the poor state of science journalism the result was reported with extreme hyperbole.

starbreaker,
@starbreaker@kbin.social avatar

We already have a perfectly good nuclear fusion reactor about 93,000,000 miles from our planet. We just need to make better use of its output.

PhlubbaDubba,

Well seeing how you almost need the output of a Dyson swarm to make a Dyson swarm, cool glowy rock power and explodey gas power can and will work just as good. Especially for places that are far away from the ideal conditions to exploit solar energy terrestrially. Where I’m at we have to use literal piles of garbage to be able to get high enough above the trees to achieve sustainable output.

sbv,
lurch, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Mythbusters used a lot of mirrors, and could not get it to work.

sbv, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Sadly I believe they found adding more mirrors did not appreciably raise the temperature of the focal point. Diminishing returns and all. So unfortunately more mirrors is not the answer, more Lasers is!

MossyFeathers,

They already do this fyi. Solar plants tend to use mirrors that concentrate light to heat water and turn a turbine instead of actual solar panels. Amazingly, iirc converting light into heat, the heat into steam, and then the steam into kinetic energy, is still more efficient than a normal photovoltaic cells.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

And if you wanna go big you use liquid salt instead of boring old water.

sleep_deprived,

I mean yeah, we should absolutely be replacing as much fossil fuel use as we can with existing renewable energy tech. But there’s no reason we shouldn’t also be investing in fusion research, at least as far as I’m aware

DroneRights,

Because bad actors like fossil fuel and car companies will say “look, the government is funding fusion. Don’t make us go renewable now, just wait five years until fusion is here.” You have to consider the political impacts pursuing research will have on society’s perceptions. Even if you know your project is just a wild experiment that probably won’t work, journalists won’t.

PhlubbaDubba,

You mean like exactly what they did to Nuclear power when Solar and wind were those experimental and untested at scale technologies?

Fosheze,

Exactly. And that’s with the little reactors. If I remember correctly ITER is less than 5 years from first plasma. After that monster gets online, fusion research gets much easier.

Darkonion, in We don't judge here. :)

Engineering is more like accounting, but for objects instead of money. Tables, rule books, and lobbyists.

supercriticalcheese,

And writing reports, calculations and such…even manuals if there is time

fireweed, in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.

Mustard and kale are also (among) the ultimate year-round crops. They shrug off winter in all but the coldest places like it’s not even happening. The brassica’s arch nemeses, aphids and the cabbage white caterpillar, die off in autumn. Brassicas even get tastier after a frost. Forget California lettuce; local winter greens ftw!

(Also part of the dead-of-winter greens gang: chicory/raddichio, lamb’s lettuce/corn salad/mâche, Claytonia/miner’s lettuce, spinach, cress, and sorrel)

Zorque, in We don't judge here. :)

Is the date a perfect sphere in a vacuum with no friction?

Elektrotechnik,

Aww, he doesn’t understand physics and has a small dick? :(

Fleur__, in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Who cares if its not gonna be practical, science funding is good and there are lots of things to be learned even from unsuccessful fusion projects.

redballooon,

If you talk billions you gotta chose which science to fund.

Obonga,

This is the right answer. Humanity should not stop to be curious simply because it does not turn a profit.

PresidentCamacho,

Capitalism is a cancer that destroys the best thing about humanity

cynar,

Capitalism is like fire. Let it run free and it will burn your home down, and your family to death. If it’s controlled, and focused however, it will keep them warm, and power your industry.

Unfortunately, we’ve let capitalism run rampant, and now we need to bring it back under control.

PresidentCamacho,

Great analogy, but I cant fully agree. It seems to me that capitalism will almost always act the same way, it will always seek out every manipulation and loophole possible to get money into politics and then its good game. The people will never be able to stay as informed and hardworking at voting for right people and policies, as private money will be at buying the worst candidates and policies. Greed is essentially baked into capitalism.

…Then again what system wont be broken by the worst parts of humanity given enough time. I feel like the constitution should have been more robust, set out ethical guidelines for the country, it would make it so much harder to be a piece of shit and claim you love America at the same time. Especially as I see nationalism as the final nail in our coffin.

SuckMyWang,

This is not capitalisms fault. It’s weak and corrupt leadership. Leaders who care more about people than power and money are required to keep it in check. Last time I looked they were all doing their own thing and I can’t blame them but still, it would be nice.

PresidentCamacho,

Except it is capitalisms fault. If the capitalist must make more money each year than it did the year before, eventually the only way to make that happen is by influencing elections to get bills passed that bring up the ladder behind you solidifying your monopoly, or by deregulating the market so you can produce more with less.

SuckMyWang,

What you’re describing is not only caused by unchecked greed (solved by strong leadership), it’s lazy capitalism. In actual capitalism the business must achieve constant growth yes, but the part people forget is this is supposed to be achieved through innovation and adaptation. If the businesses fails to do this it goes out of business. Capitalism allows for years of decline so long as the business is strong enough to sustain it. What we’re seeing by companies influencing elections is open admission that they are either struggling to produce innovation or they are greedy. Sometimes probably both. If they are innovating like alphabet or meta and they still do it it’s lazy greed plain and simple. Capitalism ends here, strong leadership should start here and push back against it. You could argue this is where democracy is broken because these companies can control the flow of information and will sway public opinion to vote out a politician that doesn’t play their game. Unfortunately this is still poor leadership. A truely good leader will do their job regardless of public opinion or in the face of losing an election.

PresidentCamacho,

I think we disagree on one specific point, I believe weak leadership is a guarantee when massive institutions can no longer grow and instead seek to cheat growth through political action. The vote of the people is meaningless when compared to so much capital. I believe it to be inevitable. Sure strong leadership could prevent this, ,but we elect leadership and are easily manipulated.

SuckMyWang, (edited )

Yeh I agree it’s fucking dire. The electing of easily manipulated leadership is the problem. Basically capitalism has hijacked democracy and the only way forward is through selfless leadership. Without it capitalism will probably consume us. You’re probably right that it will but it’s nice to know there’s a solution, better than no solution.

ReCursing, in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

Never have I disagreed with him more. Brassicas are horrid and kale is one of the worst

eestileib,

I like cabbage and broccoli and cauliflower but FUCK kale. That’s some nasty shit.

fireweed,

I don’t know your life, but are you sure you haven’t just had poorly prepared brassicas? Have you tried roasted Brussels sprouts? Do you hate sauerkraut and coleslaw? Buffalo wing cauliflower? What about mustard (the condiment, the spice, and/or the fresh leaf)?

There are lots of ways I hate brassicas: kale chips (gag), broccoli of any kind (not even in Chinese takeout), and let’s not forget plain, steamed brassicas (basically medieval dungeon food). But the brassica family is huge and there are so many ways to prepare them. Even kale by itself has dozens of varieties, and they do in fact have different tastes and textures. In fact, the exact same plant will taste completely different depending on time of year: mustard leaves harvested in summer heat are almost unbearably spicy, but nearly lettuce-bland in winter. Kale harvested in summer is way more bitter and earthy than in winter when it’s juicy and sweet (in response to freezing temps the plant produces sugars like an antifreeze for the leaves).

Saying you hate all brassicas is like saying you hate all nightshades: you may be correct, but it’s such a huge family it’s hard to imagine there’s not something in there you enjoy.

ReCursing,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

I've not tried all of them but I don't like the ones I have tried

And yes, I have tried roasted sprouts, they were perhaps the worst. The best way I have had sprouts was chiffonaded, steamed, then roasted with bacon and chestnuts, but that would have been so much better without the sprouts. Sprouts are absolutely the worst brassicas (and don't tell me "there's a new cultivar that's less bitter now" cos that's also horrid and the bitterness was never the problem). Kale is tough and nasty, broccoli tastes bad and bits of it get everywhere, cabbage is acceptable raw if it's not too strongly flavoured, or its flavour is hidden behind something else and it just provides a crunch.

Mustard (English or Dijon) is good, but not American mustard, that stuff is more bland than mayonnaise! But prepared mustard the condiment tastes absolutely nothing like the leafy green crap I mentioned above

I do like other vegetables, just not brassicas

fireweed,

I’m definitely with you re: American (yellow) mustard. It’s good on a street dog in Chicago, but that’s basically the only time I’d eat it.

user1234, in We don't judge here. :)

Engineering is just physics with real numbers.

atomicorange,

You start with a real number, then apply several made-up safety factors.

Chais,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can have loads of imaginary numbers in EE.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

What a reactive load of…

Chais,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

charge.

user1234,

Which is why I stay away from EE.

bisby,

This guy inducts.

nicoweio,

He has the capacity to.

flooppoolf, in Hmmm... pungent, weakly aromatic!

Why does the vinaigrette smell like a nail salon?

urfavlaura, in Hmmm... pungent, weakly aromatic!

let’s flush it down with some h2o2

ornery_chemist,

Who needs metabolism when you can just explode?

baseless_discourse, in We don't judge here. :)

I suck at math too!

fckreddit,

Don’t we all??

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