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shadowspirit, in FUCKING NASA

This feels like one of those “I’m so stoned” and TIL posts. Speaking of…

queue, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.
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The name of the longest cock is Megalovania Longpenis.

buh, in FUCKING NASA
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NAGSA

vamputer, in Rest in Plasma
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At what temperature does matter become Texas?

quicksand,

At the moment of conception

CJOtheReal, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.

Mr. i think i need a fucking flamethrower!

SuckMyWang, in KNOW THE SIGNS

It’s too late for these people. I don’t usually agree with the conservatives but I think they might be right about this.

unreachable, (edited )
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conservativeshomo erectus

SuckMyWang, (edited )

More like homo impotentus.

Edit. I see, they both work in their own way

frauddogg, in uhhh uhhhhh
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honestly, i hope we’re alone. I don’t trust humanity to not try and kill whatever we find.

Sabata11792,
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What? They were going to do the same if we didn't kill them.

RooPappy, in FUCKING NASA

Ganymede was a prince. He never boned Jupiter (or Zeus) as far as I know.

768,

He was his cupbearer though.

Zoboomafoo,
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No way they didn’t bone

imaqtpie,
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Can confirm. TIL that ancient Athenians were homophobic about Cretans though 😂. Damn Cretans trying to turn Greece gay.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5fb5dfbe-0558-4a77-bea0-8d0293bb5d69.jpeg

Napain,

You mean to say someone made that up !?!??!

Hupf,

Those cretins at it again!

GBU_28,

Cuppin Zeus bawlz

Affidavit,

Someone’s been reading the sanitised version of the story.

TheBat,
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Which ultra PG rated version did you read?

TerminalEncounter, in FUCKING NASA
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Uranus’ moons are named after Shakespeare characters which I always think is kinda fun!

Affidavit,

Inb4 they all die a tragic but poetic death

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in What does it mean??

Carl Sagan meant well. He probably sent it to himself. Surely he’s received it by now.

Hey, where’s the one with the noodz?

TheBat,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥
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i dont get this joke at all, but the meme format is gold

Antitrust7668,

WolframAlpha is a very fancy calculator you can essentially plug almost anything into and get a step-by-step guide to solving the equation. I believe it can do much more than that, but that’s what most people use it for.

LemmyKnowsBest, in That was a close one!!!

Heck, I can throw a baseball that far. I’m glad NASA is watching out for us.

768,

200 kph fastball takes 310 years, given your probable age being >17 and a life expectency of smth in the 70s, I doubt that you have the ability to confirm that you can…

Sotuanduso,

All it takes is the rocket science to plot a course to confirm that you can.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ooh I love it when you pull out your math 😍

Norgur, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.

HANS! ZE FLAMMENWERFER! GET IT NAOW!

name_NULL111653,

https://pawb.social/pictrs/image/7a6da268-0787-437b-9f2d-0e55f7018a44.jpeg

Powdermilkman, (edited ) in What does it mean??
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Oh! That’s what my tattoo is from…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9b7d24ba-b283-4b73-9c22-00993faa04b9.jpeg

occhionaut,

Sweet ink

Dkarma,

Ngl this is one of the best poke n stick tats I’ve seen.

TheBat,
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Nice tattoo.

Anyway, if we ever need help from advanced civilizations, we’re going to put you in a bottle and throw it in the galactic ocean. Ok?

SaakoPaahtaa,

Makes you think, why didn’t they put a cadaver in there? Like a dead human, preserved for the alien lads to have a proper look at. Surely there would be volunteers down for donating themselves after their death.

Cosmonaut_Collin,
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It could be seen as a threat or an attack. Like we will kill them or are trying to send them a virus.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Elon musk sent a mannequin in a car into space so we’ve pretty much got all the bases covered now.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You could at least spare his life, just skin that part of his arm off. Put his skin in the bottle. But let the man live.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

You make an excellent point

DudeBro,

no

Powdermilkman,
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I’d volunteer for a one way trip into the void

Norgur, in What does it mean??

We should at least have.added descriptions in Vulcan and Klingon.

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