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ComradeWeebelo, in internet points

Publish or perish.

Academic publishing is in a very weird place and is very, very political. Its true that authors have to pay to have their papers published in most journals or conferences after they’ve been accepted, but like all things academic, this is highly dependent on the field. Some universities will reimburse professors publishing costs, others need to pay out of pocket or with grant/public funding.

While its true that there are open-access journals and conferences without such costs, I would wager that most well known researchers would avoid such avenues of publication due to prestige. The larger journals and conferences have review boards where the top scientists in the world sit on them. As a potential published author with such an outlet, its a great honor to even be considered. Most researchers don’t want to take the risk of going with a less prestigious outlet if it will run the risk of smearing their image or damaging their ability to publish in better outlets in the future.

Source: Was a Doctoral candidate that ran the whole ringer besides the dissertation.

spiffmeister,

While its true that there are open-access journals and conferences without such costs

To publish open access normally costs upwards of $3k USD as well. There’s practically no point in the publishing chain where academics aren’t getting screwed.

Let’s also not forget that you have to review other people’s papers for the journal for free.

eestileib, in Vortex me daddy

I’ve done time in biotech and in applied physics, and damn the gear over in the APh labs is cool as fuck.

I want an optics table for mini gaming.

I want a device that cools itself to -76F, evacuates itself to intergalactic pressures, then heats up a coil hot enough to vaporize gold for…

Well, I’ll find a use for it anyway.

Tar_alcaran,

I want an optics table for mini gaming.

A highschool lens-and-prism set is like 30-40 bucks on aliexpress, including a triple laserpointer. Not quite an optics table, but I’m assuming you don’t do your tabletop gaming with orange goggles and/or actual half-molten minis?

eestileib,

I plan on counting fringes to evaluate distances for my 40K sessions.

And yes, we use a welding laser to stimulate radiation damage.

Rootiest, in 🦋🦋🦋

I wonder what it feels like to be a brain in a goo sac

deadbeef79000,

I mean, that’s pretty much what we are.

A brain driving a meat puppet.

Anticorp, in 🦋🦋🦋

They don’t know they’re going to be butterflies. They are driven by instinct to build the cocoon. It is a natural urge, an irresistible drive.

stebo02,
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Insects with their tiny brains never really “know” what they’re doing. They just do.

gravitas_deficiency, in Natural Malachite Stalactite (Origin: Arizona, United States)
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wjrii, in What is gravity?
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The squishy humanities version of this, in America at least, goes as follows:

In grade school you learn that the Civil War was about slavery.

In high school you learn that the Civil War was about a lot of complicated things.

In college you learn that the Civil War was about slavery.

TheTurducken,
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Apu learned in post-grad glasses that it was complicated again.

lowleveldata, in What is gravity?

I still want to know what it is tho

pimento64,

A force field generated by your mom’s obesity

observantTrapezium, in It just works!
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🤣

CookieJarObserver, in More of these, please.
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Fucking ifunny

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