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Malgas, in C.R.E.A.M.

0.995 kg of gold and 5g of protium

Actually less than that because only around 10% of the gold created this way (assuming a natural distribution of Hg isotopes) would be stable, so you’d get a bunch of β particles too. I don’t even know how Au-201 would act, and it would comprise 30% of the output.

darcy, in C.R.E.A.M.
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

wait how has noone thought of this?

Aurenkin,

Yeah I think there were some folks who thought about splitting the atom right? I forget who.

Anyway, now I am become wealth, buyer of worlds.

StringTheory, in Everything is a derivative of physics.

The ol’ “philosophy is just applied history, history is just applied psychology, psychology is just applied biology, biology is just applied chemistry, chemistry is just applied physics, physics is just applied mathematics, mathematics is just applied philosophy.”

Which I saw as graffiti in a university bathroom back in Ye Olden Days and has stuck with me ever since.

Rootiest, in 🦋🦋🦋

I wonder what it feels like to be a brain in a goo sac

deadbeef79000,

I mean, that’s pretty much what we are.

A brain driving a meat puppet.

Anticorp, in 🦋🦋🦋

They don’t know they’re going to be butterflies. They are driven by instinct to build the cocoon. It is a natural urge, an irresistible drive.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

Insects with their tiny brains never really “know” what they’re doing. They just do.

Track_Shovel, in 🦋🦋🦋
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

TBF if someone tased you every time you set your phone down you’d fucking remember

Zorque,

I only turn into goo after a particularly bad day at work, though.

emergencyfood,

Or after Shinji has had a particularly bad day at work.

Hupf,

Omeleto!

eestileib, in Natural Malachite Stalactite (Origin: Arizona, United States)

For a non inconsiderable number of Hindus, this is roughly equivalent to a tortilla with blotches that look like Mary.

It’s a “natural lingam” and is an expression of the immanence of Shiva.

gravitas_deficiency, in Natural Malachite Stalactite (Origin: Arizona, United States)
Kata1yst,
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mayo_cider, in Machine Learning is when machine learns, stupid.
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The only areas of machine learning that I expect to live up to the hype are in areas, where somewhat noisy input and output doesn’t ruin the usability, like image and audio processing and generation, or where you have to validate the output anyway, like the automated copy-paste from stackexchange. Anything that requires actual specifity and factuality straight from the output, like the language models attempting to replace search engines (or worse, professional analysis), will for the foreseeable future be tainted with hallucinations and misinformation.

fckreddit, in Machine Learning is when machine learns, stupid.

The reached the right end pretty quickly. One of the reasons I gave up on ML rather fast. Hyperparameter tuning is really, really random.

tryptaminev, in Machine Learning is when machine learns, stupid.

Man i dont know. I had an introductery lecture into ML and we were told of some kernel stuff, where you look at a space that could be infinite dimensional and that you do some math to project into low dimensional feature space, where your seperation still works because of your kernel function.

That isnt some black box art form, that is clearly black magic.

Kolanaki, in Machine Learning is when machine learns, stupid.
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So you’re saying memes about AI don’t belong in Science communities, because it’s more of an art? 🤔

ekky43,

I think AI belongs in the same box as electronics, which is just black magic with a cover story to make it seem like science.

You know how electronics sometimes release smoke when misused? Yea, that smoke is actually what makes the component work, and it’s a hell of a chore to put the smoke back in when it first has escaped!

Or do you know that planes actually “fall up into the sky” when they have enough speed? Ever looked at a jet fighter? Yea, the wings are actually just decoys.

Perhaps the memes would be better placed in witchymemes, or maybe we should make a new community for real, black magic, magus bullshit, “science”.

(Disclaimer: I’m an engineer, the examples above are jokes we like to tell each other. I know how that stuff actually works, and I’m obligated to make this disclaimer so you don’t realize that most engineers actually are modern day mages.)

breakfastburrito, in This is my Vietnam.

A lot of those academic “printed on demand” books are like this, too. Very annoying. Yea they’re out of print and old library physical copies cost over $100, but the “new” ones always look like this but faded instead of over saturated.

eestileib, in Machine Learning is when machine learns, stupid.

Dude on the right is correct that perturbed gradient descent with threshold functions and backprop feedback was implemented before most of us were born.

The current boom is an embarrassingly parallel task meeting an architecture designed to run that kind of task.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Random but why is “embarrassing” or similar adjectives so often used to describe a parallel program? What’s embarrassing about it?

Kichae,

"Embarrassingly parallelizable" is just the term for a process that can be perfectly paralleled.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

rather odd choice of adjective though

xthexder,
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I think the usage implies it’s so easy to parallelize that any competent programmer should be embarrassed if they weren’t running it in parallel. Whereas many classes of problems can be extremely complex or impossible to parallelize, and running them sequentially would be perfectly acceptable.

Kichae,

The current boom is an embarrassingly parallel task meeting an architecture designed to run that kind of task.

Plus organizations outside of the FAANGs having hit critical mass on data that's actually useful for mass comparison multiple correlation analyses, and data as a service platforms making things seem sexier to management in those organizations.

Gork, in This is my Vietnam.

EXPERIMENTAL

M.p.s are not corrected, Tottoli apparatus; IR spectra [ν/cm^-1^], Beckmann IR-20A spectrometer; UV spectra, _Carl Zeiss RPQ 20A/C or Pye Unicam SP 8-100 instruments (λmaxnm); Mass spectra (MS(EI)) at 70 eV, CEC 21-490 Bell-Howard spectrometer (m/e [amu](% base peak)); MS in chemical ionization mode (CH4, 1 Torr), GC-MS system HP 5980 A, Hewlett-Packard; ^1^H NMR spectra, Bruker WP 80 CW spectrometer: δ[ppm](multiplicity, apparent coupling constant J[Hz], number of protons, attribution [Eu(dpm), relative induced shift]), s, singlet; br, broad; d, doublet; t, triplet; qa, quartet; m, multiplet; δTMS = 0.0 ppm; ^13^C NMR spectra Bruker WP spectrometer (15.08 MHz, spectrum width: 3750 Hz, 4096 points, FT mode): δ[ppm](multiplicity, apparent ^1^L coupling constants [± 2 Hz]

Edit: corrections per ornery_chemist

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