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FreshLight, in What a beauty.

I like the cut version better. What do you guys think?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/faea367d-cdc5-4f15-94a9-e1d74080c085.jpeg

glorious_albus, (edited )

Yep the bottom half absolutely adds nothing to the joke.

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

It might as well be a reaction video with a side by side of people who “get the joke” and people who don’t. Like, I don’t need a reaction of the person that doesn’t get the joke lmao

Pregnenolone,

!comedyamputation

Candelestine, in What a beauty.

Safety regulations are all written in someone’s blood.

aeronmelon,

I heard a more snarky version:

“For every safety feature there’s a corpse with an interesting story.”

FiniteLooper, in The screams, the terrible screams

Imagine the giant eyeball they are now seeing. I’d be screaming too

plistig, in Chad Pacific

“Draining Earth’s oceans, revealing the two-thirds of Earth’s surface we don’t get to see”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOwv_Krqk8

nixcamic,

In this you can see they’re about the same depth.

jmcs,

At a global scale, the Mariana Trench and the Everest are the same depth. It’s less than 20 Km of difference against a mean diameter of 12742 Km.

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

The Earth is smoother than a cue ball.

Dimand, in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

DOIs or GTFO

aeronmelon, in What a beauty.

“Why miss, you’re absolutely glowing today!”

maeries, in Chad Pacific

That’s not to scale, right?

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

It’s the Instagram filter.

ourplnt.com/earth-without-water/

The original is a exaggerated estimate (projection) based on a assumed sphere, probably WGS84, because a lot of the global satellite data is formatted as such.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_map_projections?wpr…

Eheran,

“reality” as in extremely exaggerated deviations from the ellipsoid. Otherwise it would just look like a smooth sphere. Earth has 12’700 km diameter. From the shallowest point to mount everest are just about 20 km. That is a 0.15 % change. You would see nothing.

MoonManKipper,

Bang on, the Pacific is not 250 miles deep…

kn0wmad1c,
@kn0wmad1c@programming.dev avatar

To put in perspective how shallow a 0.15% change is, a dimple on a golf ball is roughly 4 times deeper than that (0.60% of a difference in depth).

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

“Smoother and rounder than a bowling ball” is my usual comparison

Eheran,

I think that would be too much. A bowling ball is really smooth. It would not roll as well with such deviations all over the place.

At a diameter of 22 cm, the roughness would have to be in the order of 0.3 mm, which would not just be visible due to the distorted reflections, it would even be audible while rolling.

Dasnap, in Chad Pacific
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Paddling pool vs. diving zone.

jeena, in Chad Pacific
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

Very smooth surface.

rockerface,

Smooth as a shark, as they say

Gestrid, in Seasonal Affective Disorder

They’re not the only one filled with rage.

Decoy321, in A History of Medicine

Hot damn, op! That’s a nice twist on a classic meme.

hdnsmbt, in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

okay SO, yeah, well, anyway, okay like, there’s this HILARIOUS RIVELRY going on between those two teachers I no and it’s all written DOWN in scientifatic PAPERS that are publicly available for anyone but I won’t LINK them because shirley my badly spelt TALE of what happened sprinkled with RANDOM capitalized WORDS is much more HILARIOUS than anybody readings it FOR themselves

Alexstarfire, in A History of Medicine

No bill AND a prescription for hard drugs. Doesn’t look so bad to me.

xthexder, in Seasonal Affective Disorder
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Loss is just this generation’s “The Game”, change my mind.

Cqrd,

Unlike the game, loss has no escape

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

OMG thank you. I’m free. I’m finally free!!

DragonTypeWyvern,

No. The evils of The Game and Loss live as long as one terminally uncreative person repeats it.

Only a Great Purge will save us.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Goddammit. This comment makes me realize how uncreative the internet is at this point and how much I’m wasting my fucking time going through the same goddamn tired jokes all the time. I truly have lost the game, as all of us have. See you all tomorrow as we repeat the same tired jokes.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I do not care what the creator of The Game says, he lost ownership of it years ago, society decides when it’s over and it’s not, so you just lost the game…

Rack em up again boys!

mexicancartel,

What was the game?

Black_Gulaman,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The fuck, I lost, AGAIN!

That’s twice now, today.

tslnox,

I was unprepared. I lost The Game too.

ChillCapybara, in Seasonal Affective Disorder

Getting tired of the loss resurgence but this was inspired. Kudos my friend

DashboTreeFrog,

The internet has proven to be very clever with its “loss” memes. I keep seeing innovative and/or fun applications of it before I ever feel they’re getting stale.

kerrigan778,

I will never be tired of it… Maybe…

elbarto777, (edited )

Loss resurgence?

Edit: nevermind. I got it now.

somtwo,

Is there an angry upvote on Lemmy yet?

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