samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

threelonmusketeers,

But why did they cut the fleeb?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)

Ranvier, (edited )

Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.

Hupf,

SWACs for short

kureta,

FFCKs sake

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

SWACFS

Metans,

S

ZJBlank,

Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid

tdawg,

I don’t care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!

frustratedphagocytosis,
@frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social avatar

I call BS, there's not enough room for this sort of detail, you'd get 'as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]' half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

sigmaklimgrindset,

Goddamn it, why is academia so indecipherable and yet so relatable??

inconel, (edited )

I only encountered once, but when it happened I had to realize how old science field may have been different. The exact detail I was looking for should be in [20] … but “[20] to be published” (presumably by the same author). I couldn’t find any papers by author’s name other than that but the author was so sure getting published.

frustratedphagocytosis,
@frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social avatar

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Different field? More like a different child field of my root field

lemmy_outta_here,

Different child field? This is like my first two read-throughs of a new paper in my own specialization!

cro_magnon_gilf,

Yes… different field… surely

amda,

More like subfield… Or subsubfeild… Paper you didn’t write?

emergencyfood,

Implying you understand the papers you wrote.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Implying that you understand how to write.

Rozauhtuno,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is this a real paper? Please tell me it is.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I forgot to link. Thanks for the reminder. It’s actually in several papers as a known methodology!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble_(psychology)?wprov=…

redballooon,

Science is awesome

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Why do they all have boners

idiomaddict,

Your nose is a boner

Metal_Zealot,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

I see the word Plok,
I go listen to the Boss Theme.

Simple as

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Metal_Zealot,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

No one will be able to make the SNES sound chip their total bìtch like Tim Follin

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
RememberTheApollo_,

AI video and content creator? Not sure why it’s on a meme/still image. Not familiar with it.

Granixo,
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

I see Baby Yoda in a few of these.

Magnetar,

I thought all of them are Yodas, some with a boner.

Pregnenolone,

form

azdalen,

🤔 lacks common language / symbols that are used in contrary and confusing ways

oxideseven,

Freaking glips with their silly uphorns!

Downhorn for life! Long live plok!

ALoafOfBread,
@ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml avatar

Plok Osmit packin a magnum chode

outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

These gliberals with their new genders… back in my day greebles only had two genders, PLOK and GLIP!!!

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