RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

It means DONT GIVE THEM A CALCULATOR.

ezures,

Crows WILL divide by zero, DO NOT GIVE THAN A CALCULATOR

RizzRustbolt,

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thecrotch,

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Ghost33313,
@Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

Oh no! They understand my bank statement!

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

You’re supposed to reevaluate brain size as a measure of intelligence. The expression “bird brain” is so outdated we need to stop using it. Bird neurons are significantly smaller than ours, so they can fit a lot more brain in a smaller volume.

While you’re at it, you should probably reevaluate everything about intelligence and memory because apparently jellyfish have memories despite having no brain or ganglia of any kind.

DroneRights,

I haven’t heard anyone say bird brain in the past decade

qarbone,

I’m not an older sibling in a 90s-era kids sitcom, so I haven’t used the phrase “bird-brain” in decades…

QuaternionsRock, (edited )

Well, no one in a 90s-era sitcom has used the phrase in decades either ;P

kaesaecracker,

Also some insects dissolve in their cocoons to a handful of cells and yet still maintain memories from their larva stage

MonkderZweite, (edited )

Bird neurons are significantly smaller than ours

The neurons themselves? Because human axons are already as small as can be; they sometimes missfire because of this (brain is built around that, no worries).

therealjcdenton,

That’s a gonna make the history books

gila,

Everytime I hear this I can’t help but imagine some researcher out in the wild taking a twig or something off of a magpie, the swoopy boi retaliates and the researcher is like “corvids understand the concept of zero?!”

Juice,
@Juice@hexbear.net avatar

Someone who wants to hang out with crows. I want to hang out with crows

gila,

💃🕺🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Here’s the thing…

Johanno,

They also have the capabilities to divide! 😱

jopepa, (edited )

There’s a crow and seagull war around where I work. Pretty wild sky fights, but otherwise typical bird business. One time I heard what sounded like a tornado of crows outside, so I went out to see if some kind of crow Voltron was assembling. Outside was every crow I’ve ever seen screaming and swooping around one unlucky seagull that was tangled in fishing line and hanging from a tree. I cut it down untangled it and it flew off but what really freaked me out was how quiet all of the crows got when I got involved. I can’t prove it and I don’t know how they did it but I know the crows did this.

Slacking, (edited )

Crows laying traps for other birds would be wild. Survival books sometimes talk about laying snares for birds in trees using wire.

jopepa,

That’s what I thought at first too but there were no knots, bait, or hooks. Just a tangled messy of fishing line. When it all went silent and I could see that seagull swaying upside down it felt like something out of True Detective.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It means they’re more intelligent than humans, because unlike them, crows won’t go into debt.

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