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EmmaGoldman, (edited ) in Better Europe, anyone?
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Oh god, you hate to see libertarian (fascist) Free Cities in there.

Simply return continental Europe to the Vicky 3 map with all countries released.

SadArtemis,
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Who says they have to be libertarian? It would be better yet to have them as UN mandates, but specifically “international cities” that can get flooded with immigrants from the global south.

ComradeSalad, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Hoi4 gamer understanding of geopolitics lookin ass map

SadArtemis,
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If the geopolitics for most of these states seem terrible- that’s the point lmao

The goal among various things, is to make western Europe never rise again as an imperialist bloc, with it being an eyesore on a map and its borders having some plausible logic (to keeping states from either imploding or reunifying… well, there are a lot of UN mandates)

PhlubbaDubba, in Better Europe, anyone?

So many UN Mandates…

SadArtemis,
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Reeducation isn’t going to come easily 😊

Also, if it helps diversify regions more, having hundreds of thousands if not millions of UN peacekeepers and other staff around… all the better

mathemachristian, (edited ) in Better Europe, anyone?

No more Germany. I’m sick and tired of this country. You don’t salvage nuclear waste, you throw it in an abandoned mineshaft and close it off with concrete. Modern day amalekites. barbara-pit

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Weird Yugoslavia not including most of actual Yugoslavia.

Based to remember Sorbia

Galicia-Volhynia is not the best term to refer to the most of eastern Europe.

What about Switzerland?

SadArtemis, (edited )
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Switzerland’s borders were unchanged, so I didn’t bother coloring it in or labeling it tbh (also, Galicia-Volhynia is only referring to the specific westernmost regions of Ukraine)

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Most of eastern Europe (and western too) is in urgent need of denazification though. Overall map needs more labels.

SadArtemis,
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Fair- I agree tbh. I’d say I was simply being lazy in that regard (mapchart, the site I was using, with the NUTS2 map didn’t go into detail about Ukraine, Russia, Belarus, and Norway among other countries, so rather than go through the hassle of, say, overlaying the map with borders in a different program and from there tracing out different regions I’d want to cut out- I just left them empty, minus the denazification/vague territorial change circles in Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania (all of which I’d have made far smaller) and western Ukraine.

Che_Donkey, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Valencianos would like to have a word with the person who put Catalunya all the way down to Alicante…

pinguinu,
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Imperialist Catalonia strikes again smh

SadArtemis,
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Good point, I changed it in a later version of the map. What’s important (well, not all that important) is that Spain proper stays landlocked, lol…

huf, in Better Europe, anyone?

why did you make austria bigger? what kind of unhinged shit is this… austria must be balkanized. the west should be annexed by liechtenstein, vienna should become its own country, etc.

WittyProfileName2, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Creating a DMZ between England and Wales isn’t enough, Offa’s Dyke needs to be re-dug and extended.

commiewolf, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Why on earth does Holland gain territory? Colonial bastards should be balkanized themselves.

SadArtemis,
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I figure they’re small enough as-is… but more than that, specifically it’s the logic of passing little bits of Germany (or Croatia, as another example on the map) to get as many nations invested in stomping out German revanchism wherever it pops up.

Giving the region to the Netherlands also isn’t without cultural or historical precedent, which makes it better yet still.

DanComrd, in Better Europe, anyone?

Creating a DMZ between Scotland and England is based. However, we are still not far enough away from the Angloids

SadArtemis,
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Sadly, history has shown nowhere is far enough from the Angloids. But ideally, perhaps in this map’s universe England can lose its… particularly English characteristics.

muad_dibber,
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We need someone to change that bugs bunny meme where he’s sawing off Florida, but separate england from scotland.

pinguinu, in It means Japanese sword
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SpookyGenderCommunist, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Don’t we shit on libs for doing stuff like this?

Alt history and speculative near future stuff can be fun and illuminating, if done well.

But this is giving “libs making balkanized China maps” cringe energy.

WIIHAPPYFEW,
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I thought this was riffing off of that phenomenon

SadArtemis,
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We’re in a state of post-sarcasm here tbh. Far be it from me to ever back away from a good thing (balkanized Europe, imperialist countries being turned into puny statelets)

SadArtemis,
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We do shit on libs for doing stuff like this- I shit on them specifically, myself.

Difference between libs’ maps and this though IMO is- for one, I think mine is hilarious, and had fun making it. But also, I’m not going about trying to fund or instigate separatists like this (though I won’t lie- if I had the means to both do so, and have no repercussions- I meet neither requirement- I totally would), and certainly not/never terrorists and extremists the likes of which the west always does.

Dunno to what extent it’s cringe in that context. Probably some, but I don’t have much or any personal investment in these maps. I’d love to see half of it IRL, but there’s no expectation unlike libs thinking they’re going to carve up China, Russia, or (insert country here) “when they collapse, any day now…”

…also- while the borders tend to have some minor ethnic or historical context (not always) more than anything else, it’s intended as a Euro-screw. And I’ll never back down from such Euro-screws; at least I’m honest in that regard. The borders are less about “promoting democracy and equality by having a shit-ton of ethno-statelets and separatists” and more “let’s screw England/France/Italy/west Germany to such an extent they will never wield the same influence again that they presently do.” Which if you ask me, for shitposting borders on a map- or even IRL to a considerable extent- can only be a good thing.

kig_v2,
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Wanting to disempower nazis = based

Wanting to disempower socialists = cringe

Imo

Rom, in Better Europe, anyone?
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All borders are bourgeoisie, death to all states

kig_v2,
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Socialism must be secure before communism can be realized. Which will mean not only ensuring the entire world is developed, everyone has superabundance, all major deadly conflicts are largely resolved and interracial, interethic, and international grievances are healed, and the lingering ideologies spawned from America’s international brainwashing operations have been excised, but then we will have to deal with our first major related challenge as a unified species: climate change.

I mean, nothing will suddenly switch overnight, as the world becomes more socialist or even more internationally interested in peace and cooperation, borders will become more porous. Death of US empire alone will see to this beginning.

Calling borders “bourgeoisie” comes off to me a little weird.

Rom, (edited )
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I mean I wasn’t being entirely serious. But of course, the end state of communism is the absence of nation-states.

space_comrade, in Better Europe, anyone?

I’m sorry but this is just complete nonsense. Sami people getting their own state would be cool I guess but otherwise this is just an arbitrary clusterfuck, especially the balkans.

SadArtemis,
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FWIW it was totally meant to be a clusterfuck and a (partial) shitpost in the Balkans. Russia, Belarus, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, and even Moldova and Transnistria all took big happy bites out of Ukraine for instance. And Slovenia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, and Yugoslavia all took bites out of Croatia as well- and then there’s Hungary and Yugoslavia biting bits off of Romania…

The intent was always to create a EU/NATO screw, and to play different member states off each other, making a scenario where there could be nothing to be done for certain states, but stewing in bitter impotence.

ProfessorOwl_PhD, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Yorkshire would absolutely mandate its own independence if Lancashire got theirs.

SadArtemis,
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True. And I’m all down for that, too. Lancashire got independence as-is to have a nice little land bridge going straight from Cornwall, to Wales, up to Scotland without passing through England at any point of the journey.

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