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dustyData, in Qui-Gon is an absolute Menace

Child labor and endangering a minor for making it compete in a high risk lethal sport for profit. Human trafficking. Jedis were wild.

pleb_maximus, in Qui-Gon is an absolute Menace

He didn’t steal the child, he won it fair and square in the aforementioned gambling!

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s not cheating if they cheat first

can, in Qui-Gon is an absolute Menace

Single moms deserve to feel desirable too.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Preferably before a farmer comes in to buy her as a sex slave.

JoShmoe,

Now say it like you’re Liam Nelson

Sabre363,

I didn’t know who you are. I didn’t know what you want. But I will find you, and I will desire you.

JoShmoe, (edited )

I don’t know who you are, or how you ended up here, but when I come. You’ll be the first to know.

CarlsIII,

There’s always a singler mom

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Amen.

WilloftheWest,

“I went up and down areas with a cosh, hoping I’d be approached by somebody. I’m ashamed to say that, and I did it for maybe a week – hoping some ‘single mother’ would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could desire her.”

possiblylinux127, in Weekend Caption Contest: No Moons

I spit out my tea when I saw this one.

UraniumBlazer, in I have the playground 🛝

Where are Obi’s legs? gasp What kind of twisted alternative reality is this?

Maultasche,

The alternative ending of the Episode III video game.

irish_link, in I have the playground 🛝

Yeah… but he already got all the kids.

UraniumBlazer,

LIAR

aeronmelon, in I have the playground 🛝

“You underestimate my monkey bars!”

BrickTamland,

I hate the gravel, it’s rough and coarse and scrapes my knees!

ekZepp, in Can I buy you a lunch?
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s just say that his subsequent actions were “mostly” caused by his desire to save Padme.

Thassodar, in Can I buy you a lunch?

Waiter: Have a seat, young man.

Anakin: But we just gave you the card for the check.

Waiter: I said have a seat, young consumer.

Anakin: This isn’t RIGHT. It’s not FAIR! I PAID MY TAB!

Waiter: Not. Yet.

4am, in Can I buy you a lunch?

What’s in YOUR wallet?

Hupf, in Can I buy you a lunch?

Always two there are. No more, no less. A MasterCard and an American Express.

ekZepp, in Can I buy you a lunch?
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    bingbong, (edited )

    ⚠️Aneurysm posting alert⚠️

    RaoulDook, in This haircut

    Obviously because the hair has already taken the high ground by perching atop the forehead region, delicately adjusting the balance of the weight of the hair on the neck to optimize vertical ascent

    teft, in This haircut
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    Clockwise from top left:

    Arnold Schwarzenegger - Predator

    Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

    Governator

    Jamie Lee Curtis

    KingJalopy,
    @KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

    Witch!!

    guriinii, in This haircut

    Who’s the bottom left?

    Seraph,
    @Seraph@kbin.social avatar

    Sir Alec Guiness

    guriinii,

    Ah yeah, I see it now.

    Anticorp,

    Old Ben Kanobi?

    SpezCanLigmaBalls,
    @SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

    Oldi wan Kenobi

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