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Dr_Fetus_Jackson, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"

Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.

freamon, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"

Same YouTuber: Obi-Wan gets rejected:
inv.us.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=3eiHHsvDPAQ

ivanafterall, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

What are these clips from?

freamon, in The New Christmas Special

Image taken from the latest video by Auralnauts on YT: inv.us.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=JIUY24Zc5hw (it’s a fun watch)

aeronmelon,

It’s not the latest video, it’s a reupload because that and the whole Jedi Party 5 video got blocked for containing “Here Comes Santa Claus” 😑

I’m glad that Auralnauts can take it on the chin and just crack jokes about it, but I hate how open disregard for Fair Use is defacing artistic works, even if they’re “just” satire.

Lauchs,

Ahhhhh, was wondering whst happened.

NigelFrobisher, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"

So you’re astronauts on some kind of Star Wars?

ArgentRaven, in The New Christmas Special

Auralnauts is a fantastic YouTube channel. The dedication it takes to make unique music, voices, and plot for every movie and in some cases multiple is just amazing.

I recommend everyone check it out if you haven’t yet.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Still grumpy episode 5 got copystriked

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

These wars in the stars… is it something we should be concerned about?

lemmy_get_my_coat, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"

This is art

AccountMaker, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"

Revenge of the Sith has significantly more wars than stars compared to the others.

freamon, in Happy Little Force

DALL-E 3PO has made Bob Ross scarier than Darth Vader, lol.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I asked it to do Bob Ross painting C-3PO and it did this to me.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7936b499-3d33-4c0a-aaeb-87541034f80c.png

freamon,

Looks tranquil (the lack of any legs has never bothered any other Star Wars character before)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Do you think he’ll come back with human legs like a negative Darth Maul?

freamon,

I hope so. But maybe don’t ask an AI to depict it, it could be horrifying.

GraniteM, in The Andor Movie Spin-Off I've Been Waiting For

I can’t believe that Andor, an otherwise mostly excellent show, tried to make me give a crap about the main character’s ex-girlfriend’s on-again off-again bang buddy who tried to rat out the main character.

TootSweet, (edited ) in Thrawn's Star Destroyer had quite a dramatic 'Self-Destruct' sequence

Of all the eyes they could choose, they had to choose anime eyes.

thisbenzingring,

Especially when there’s Bette Davis eyes

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

or marty feldman

Nouveau_Burnswick, in Thrawn's Star Destroyer had quite a dramatic 'Self-Destruct' sequence

I hope this doesn’t Force Awaken something in me…

thisbenzingring, in Every Star Wars movie but only when they say "Star" or "War"

You ever met one of those people that proudly tell you they have never seen a Star Wars movie? Fuckin losers!

neptune, in Anon tells you about The Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker

The only plausible explanation is that Watto is so pissed at Qui Gon for cheating him at dice that he will never sell her.

Granixo, (edited )
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

Being fair, Watto cheated first.

His dice were loaded 🎲

spacesweedkid27,

My balls are too 🎲🎲

supergrizzlybear,
@supergrizzlybear@pawb.social avatar

But he sells her to Cliegg Lars

neptune,

Eventually. But not to a Jedi

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

I wouldn’t be surprised if Watto struggled in his business after Anakin left and sold her to shore up his debts or something

DragonTypeWyvern,

Don’t worry, he didn’t buy her as a sex slave and then catch feelings.

The timeline is very clear that…

Oh, wait. No it isn’t.

How did the moisture farmer know some random slave lady in the city again…

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

The Jedi Code is so weird. It allows slavery? Why didn't Qui Gon just cut Watto in half after the race and take Ani's mom with them?

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

The Jedi are not supposed to interfere, something they do frequently regardless. Qui-Gon was already known to bend the rules but he wasn’t so impulsive as to kill a slave owner that isn’t attacking anyone under his care.

The Jedi Order was hypocritical and paranoid. Their hubris and arrogance led to their eventual downfall.

kaitco,

The Jedi are not supposed to interfere,

What kind of Trek-level “prime directive” nonsense is this?

Isn’t Tatooine supposed to be part of the Republic? It’s near enough for them to space limp from Naboo, and yet the entire Republic was dragged into war over Naboo. If Naboo can be held under Republic law, Tatooine ought to be as well.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

Tatooine is in the Outer Rim and isn’t entirely under Republic control, mostly run by gangsters like Jabba. Coruscant is the heart of the republic.

BirdyBoogleBop,

“Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?”

-Lrrr

andros_rex,

Problems with the Jedi Order are more explicitly discussed in the EU of the series, especially pre-Disney. Iirc even Luke Skywalker finds something of a “middle way” in the force.

MrVilliam,

The Jedi are not supposed to interfere

Literally the first thing we see Jedi do in episode one is get dispatched by Valorum, Chancellor of the Senate of the Republic to negotiate with the Viceroy of the Trade Federation (Nute Gunray) in an attempt to get him to disband his illegal blockade of the peaceful planet of Naboo per request of the recently elected Queen Amidala of the Naboo. They’re the motherfucking CIA of the Republic. They’re basically like if the Secretary of State had an agency of hybrid ambassador/spies. Their whole business is to interfere on behalf of the Republic. They’re space wizard samurai cops.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

Correct. As I said, they are not supposed to. Over the years they became more and more influential. It eventually leads to their downfall.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure Watto had to sell her to help cover gambling debts from anakin winning. I could be wrong, but it would have been fairly simple for the Jedi to send somebody out to take care of it.

But then the Jedi are all brainwashed slaves anyhow.

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