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Jikiya, in Anon tells you about The Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker

Clearly is is only (top-quality) muscle for the dictator of the galaxy.

DragonTypeWyvern,

(Slightly damaged)

paddirn, in Anon tells you about The Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker

“Not the Jedi way,” yet it was fine to buy Anakin’s freedom when it was convenient for them.

Stoney_Logica1,

“From my point of view, the Jedi are evil”

brihuang95, in Answer the question, Anakin.
@brihuang95@sopuli.xyz avatar

yes…from a certain point of view 🙂

paddirn, in Answer the question, Anakin.

Rise of Skywalker

OpenStars, in Answer the question, Anakin.
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

They are totally fine with fucking, it is strong emotions they are against. Wham bam goodbye is perfectly acceptable, but call me maybe (even just to talk) is strictly forbidden.

DirkMcCallahan, in Answer the question, Anakin.

They were such hypocrites, as if Yoda and Yaddle weren’t banging one out behind the scenes at every opportunity.

misterundercoat,

Exceptions are made if banging is important for the survival of the species*, and they were like the only two in the galaxy. See also: Ki-Adi-Mundi and his 5 wives.

*this exception may or may not have been written by Ki-Adi-Mundi

creditCrazy, in Answer the question, Anakin.
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Anakin: it’s over obi wan I have the STD. Obi wan: Anakin wtf

bjoern_tantau, in It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Padmé losing more and more of her clothes in AotC always reminds me of Sigourney Weaver going through the same in Galaxy Quest. I’m convinced GL was subtly referencing that.

neptune,

Lucas’ Razor: why attribute to homage what you can attribute to an acute appreciation of the female form

Blamemeta,

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little appreciate of the human form, particularly of the woman variety.

neptune,

Twi’lek fetishists checking in, any minute now

Kolanaki, in It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I still love that Obi Wan gets important information from a greasy spoon diner’s line cook.

Ashyr,

Everyone needs a hobby when they retire from the game.

SatyrSack,

Wasn’t he the owner?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

He was probably both.

Sharpiemarker, in Yousa Bad Boy

Stupid sexy Jar Jar

mawkishdave, in Yousa Bad Boy
@mawkishdave@lemmy.world avatar

Your are horrible person, thank you!

DeathWearsANecktie, in Yousa Bad Boy

Not my proudest boner

Zorque, in Bssmmm

But... but... he doesn't have the green one at that point! /nerd

ooterness,

But Yoda secretly having an evil red sith lightsaber is the best part.

beebarfbadger,

I think that at this point Yoda may also not have had the red one.

Rayspekt, in Yousa Bad Boy

Don't judge my Jar Jar Kinks

thisbenzingring, in Yousa Bad Boy

She suggested you take one of those little blue pills

and then handcuffs you to the bed

And then…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

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