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Annoyed_Crabby, in Do you support Palestine?

Unlimited power though.

threelonmusketeers, in Do you support Palestine?

No, that’s ‘Palpatine’. You’re thinking of fast or irregular beatings of the heart.

Sharpiemarker,

No that’s perambulate. You’re thinking of the red fruit with edible seeds.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

No, that’s “pomegranate”. You’re thinking of the first part of the US Constitution.

RojoSanIchiban,

No, that’s “preamble.” You’re thinking of the theological construct where god has already chosen those who will be saved.

sickday,
@sickday@kbin.social avatar

No that's "predestination". You're thinking of the process by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and a source of hydrogen, using light as an energy source.

tygerprints,

No, that's Procompsognathus, a small bipedal dinosaur from the Triassic period.

possiblylinux127,

No that’s “photosynthesis”. You’re thinking of the particle that makes up light.

PrincessLeiasCat,

No, that’s “photon”. You’re thinking of the study of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning.

LeafOnTheWind,

No, that’s “physics”. You’re thinking of the form, size, and development of a person’s body.

1847953620,

No, that’s “physiology”. You’re thinking of a person’s facial features

_bug0ut,
@_bug0ut@lemmy.world avatar

No, that’s “predestination.” You’re thinking of a medical condition one had before they signed up for an insurance policy and then got denied coverage for.

possiblylinux127,

No, that’s “osteoporosis”. You’re thinking of rare genetic condition that causes large finger tips (clubbing), thickening of the skin of the face (pachydermia) and extra sweating (hyperhidrosis).

1847953620,

no, that’s wack.

JoShmoe,

No that’s the Preamble! You’re thinking of a row of closely placed, high vertical standing tree trunks or stakes.

possiblylinux127, (edited )

That’s a forest

leaves

threelonmusketeers,

No, that’s “palisade”. You’re thinking of a type of mind-body exercise, similar to yoga or tai chi.

Dagnet,

No, that’s ‘palpitation’, You’re thinking of the dish with french fries and cheese curds, topped with gravy.

Sentrovasi,

No, that's "poutine"! You're thinking of a large box used as a form of transportation for a human passenger, often carried using poles by at least four other people.

RobertOwnageJunior,

Nah, mate. That’s called palanquin. You’re thinking of a holy warrior, often depicted as being able to wield light magic in RPGs and general fantasy.

Mogofwin,

My dude, that’s a paladin! You’re thinking of the first name of that hobbit from Lord of the Rings.

Sotuanduso,

Buddy, that’s Peregrin. You’re thinking of the type of falcon.

ericisshort,

No, that’s a Pippin. You’re thinking of a Gen 5 Water/Ground-type Pokémon.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

No, that’s Palpitoad. You’re thinking of a type of extreme sport which allows one to run off a slopes with free parachutes

snuff,

Nah bro, that’s paragliding. You’re thinking of that crumbly, flammable wax used chiefly in coating and sealing, in candles, in rubber compounding, and in pharmaceuticals and cosmetics.

Kolanaki,
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Nah bro, that’s paraffin. You’re thinking of a cosmopolitan bird of prey in the family Falconidae.

TrousersMcPants,

No, that’s a Peregrine, you’re thinking of the second pair of appendages of chelicerates

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

No, that’s pedipalps! You’re thinking of the first five books of the Bible.

1847953620, (edited )

Wrong, chief. That’s Paraffin. You’re thinking of a cute little bird with bright orange and grey stripes on its beak found in the north Atlantic ocean.

assa123,
@assa123@lemmy.world avatar

Nay, thats a puffin bird. You’re thinking of a synonym for fine Indian cashmere wool.

timkenhan,

No, that’s pashmina. You’re thinking of Italian food made from flour, eggs and water and shaped in different forms, usually cooked and served with a sauce.

at_an_angle,

Y’all are wrong. That’s Oney.

spudwart,
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No, that’s ‘poutine’, you’re thinking of the action of exerting force against an object to move it forward.

Chickenstalker, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

Star Wars is an abject lesson on why you should not do prequels to long established IPs.

tygerprints, in Do you support Palestine?

I support humane people everywhere. I do not support any group that uses weapons against any other group, no matter what. War mongering is only going to ensure more war mongering. What I truly support is people of greater intelligence reaching across the divide to start promoting peace and learning to live with each other.

SlikPikker,

That’s, frankly, dumb.

Lead and sulfur is the only cure for fascism.

tygerprints,

I disagree. Lead and sulfur will be the facsists weapon of choice and it already is. The real cure of fascim is intelligence. Educated people are humane people. Kindness is the hallmark of a well educated person.

neeshie,

Yeah that’s how we beat the Nazis in ww2. We invested in their education infrastructure.

You can prevent facism from taking root with a good education sure, but once colonialism or imperialism or facism are present, violence is exceptionally good at getting rid of it.

tygerprints,

Untrue, my friend, untrue! We didn't invest in their education infrastructure, we went in like America always does and blasted their brains out. You can live in your world of war and violence all you want - that's not the kind of world I want to live in.

neeshie,

we went in like America always does and blasted their brains out.

I know, I was being sarcastic. What is your proposed solution to facists? Because if you’re pretending that you can just get rid of them, or colonial forces, or imperial forces without violence you’re delusional. Historically that hasn’t been the case. You can’t just shut your eyes and ignore the world you live in.

tygerprints,

I know you were being sarcastic, so was I. My proposed solution to fascists is not to become one myself. I can ensure myself and my family don't stoop to such levels of corruption, I can fight back if I have to, I can vote them out of office - but really what else can one person do without becoming a fascist themselves. I don't close my eyes to the world I live in - I'm an avid news reader and follower of all news networks and a constant contributor to the guest editorial section of my local paper. I do voice my views and spread whatever small influence I may have.

neeshie,

Ok but you’re still being kinda delusional. You want to vote hitler out? You want Vietnam and algeria and Haiti to vote the French out? Sometimes you have to use violence to stop the violence that someone else is doing.

tygerprints,

What I'm saying is in order to stop the future growth or rise of fascism, education is important. Letting kids read about the real history of oppression and violence is absolutely vital. I'm not delusional about the idea that the current fascists in office can be defeated with intellectualism - obviously that isn't going to work. Sometimes you do have to fight fire with fire. But I truly believe that in most instances, to have peace you have to prepare for peace, by nipping fascism in the bud through early education and open discussions.

neeshie,

Ohh gotcha, agreed.

tygerprints,

I could have made that clearer in my original post. I was really talking about educating future generations - rather than trying to take down the current regime.

thatsTheCatch,

Not related to the Israel–Palestine conflict, but I’m curious about your perspective here:

I do not support any group that uses weapons against any other group, no matter what.

Is this an absolute? For example, let’s say a group starts attacking another group, are they allowed to defend themselves with proportional force?

Again, I’m not trying to get your views on any conflict in particular. I just like talking about these things and broadening my beliefs :)

tygerprints,

I stand by what I said, I don't support any group using weapons against another group. Yes, it's quite natural for any group to defend themselves against an attack, but that doesn't excuse the immoral corruption of killing others, whatever the reason for it. That's my opinion, but I stand by it. And anyone who disagrees and wishes instead to dwell in a state of violence, is free to do so.

explodicle,

Ok, then I’ll just move into your house. But we can reach across the divide to promote peace and learning or whatever afterwards.

tygerprints,

Good luck with that. Unless you have a passcode and the gate keeper lets you in, you can't get within a mile of my home. Not by my doing, my family's estate is on private land that is also a nature preserve, mostly closed to public entrance. We own hundreds of acres and most of it is private, so it's a long long hike up a winding driveway to our estate - better pack a lunch with you.

explodicle,

I’ll just break the gate.

tygerprints,

Yeah sure you will, you infantile dipwad. The guards will break your head before you have time to know they even are on your sorry ass.

explodicle,

Whoah whoah whoah, that’s violence! Let’s talk about this like intelligent civilized people, over tea in my new living room.

Witchfire,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

OP can have the spare bathroom and storage room. The kitchen, bedrooms, and central living space are exclusively ours. No cooking, utilities, or guests allowed, and OP isn’t allowed to leave through any door, but if they ask nicely they can talk from the storage room doorway.

CarlsIII, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

You realize that 19 is only one year less than 20? How did you look 2 decades ago compared to now?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t go from looking like I’m 25 to looking like I’m 65 in 20 years. Maybe you did.

jalda,

In that picture Ewan McGregor was 50 years old and Alec Guinness was 63 years old.

kameecoding,

do you live in the desert though?

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

…With two suns?

Kusimulkku,

You realize that 19 is only one year less than 20?

Big if true

match, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.
@match@pawb.social avatar

Have you never lived in the Midwest? There’s not much to do.

By which I mean, this is more meth than weather

Anticorp,

Meth or alcohol. Cigarettes don’t help either.

deadbeef79000,

Death sticks*

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Can confirm, from Midwest, lots of meth

Lexam,

And there is a lot of weather!

Narrrz, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

doesn't tatooine have two suns? solar radiation wrecks skin.

NounsAndWords,

They also have starships, so many droids they are considered junk, and fully working replacement limbs. I have to assume they can fix bad skin. I guess it’s like Patrick Stewart/Picard’s “in the future nobody cares if you’re bald”.

Anticorp,

I guess it’s like Patrick Stewart/Picard’s “in the future nobody cares if you’re bald”.

Then why do all the ladies love Riker and his glorious hair?

vaultdweller013,

Picard has a nonsexual polycule. He’s the one winning.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Patrick Stewart was People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive despite being bald. Frakes never got that cover. I’m just saying.

Also, Picard was able to string Beverly along for years through his charm alone.

doggle,

IDK, maybe not. It’s easy to think of space travel and robotics as more complex than medicine, but I don’t think that’s necessarily true. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we have mass produced droids before we’ve totally cured skin aging. Maybe not interstellar travel, but you never know

Narrrz,

star wars isn't a utopian society, though. lukes family can't afford or won't spend the money on a droid that could do all the work for them. or the might be supply issues on tatooine - they buy c3po and r2 off jawas, after all.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

In The Phantom Menace they didn’t even use Republic standard currency on Tatooine. I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that they don’t have access to all the most advanced technology in the galaxy.

CurlyWurlies4All,
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That had chattel slavery. Which suggests they didn’t rely on a mechanised workforce.

Madison420,

Raiders, both Tuscan and your average shitbags thieves. You can’t have nice things that are autonomous when people want to take them.

Buddahriffic,

None of those technologies have anything to do with skin. Well, ok, the replacement limbs do, and showed that they can produce artificial skin that even includes the sensation of touch. But what moisture farmers have time to book an appointment on a medical ship when it happens to be in the area (or a quick light jump away)? Oh right, abundance of droids that could be doing whatever labour is involved on a moisture farm (carry the daily bottle of water to the fridge? What is their output even like?).

The next star wars should be about a trade deal between Tatooine and some ocean planet to exchange some water for some sand and moisture farmers hiring some force using mercenaries (let’s explore one of the other cults of the force instead of just the Sith and Jedi again). It would be interesting if the whole thing was written to make everyone morally ambiguous, like a lot of chaotic goods, true neutrals, and lawful bads so that at the end of it, there’s a debate about whether the outcome was a good one. That’s a lot better than debate about what the dumbest parts were.

hydrospanner,

There’s a strong argument that the entire Galactic Empire is Lawful Evil as an entity.

Sure, the individuals within it may vary widely, but overall it’s LE.

NounsAndWords,

The next star wars should be about a trade deal between Tatooine and some ocean planet to exchange some water for some sand and moisture farmers hiring some force using mercenaries (let’s explore one of the other cults of the force instead of just the Sith and Jedi again).

I want Nip/Tuck Tatooine.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But what moisture farmers have time to book an appointment on a medical ship when it happens to be in the area (or a quick light jump away)?

Maybe moisture farming is really easy. Maybe Luke spent like three hours a day moisture farming and the rest of the time bullseyeing womp rats in his T16. That’s probably why he’s such a good pilot.

PoetSII,

High tech, low life. Star wars is dystopian

hydrospanner,

I mean…none of what you said is incorrect, but none of it precludes the premise either.

On Earth here in 2023 we have cars and trucks, yet many people in developing countries still walk or ride animals to get where they need to go.

E-waste is a major issue and smartphones are ubiquitous, yet there are still areas even in the US that have limited or no Internet access, and in developing countries, access to even fresh water, let alone electricity and Internet, can be hard to come by.

We are capable of amazing medical feats like gene therapy and advanced prosthetics, yet millions lack access to basic care, and millions more die from preventable disease every year.

So maybe in Star Wars it’s less an issue of “they have bad skin because there’s nothing that can be done about it” and more, “They’re poor people struggling to get by in an unforgiving, backwater location, so that type of care is inaccessible, prohibitively expensive, or seen as a non-essential luxury.”

jopepa, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

How much better would Rogue One have been if they took a quick 20 minutes to explain how sand effects time dilation? But no, we gotta have some stupid hallway scene and emotional stakes. Unwatchable.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I was hoping for more about trade negotiations.

jopepa,

Right?! How many times do we give a shit about Alan Tudyk playing dead? Congratulations, you were likeable and we miss you now!

MonkderZweite, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

…so does my mother look young for her age or the one top old?

Furbag, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

19 years of Luke whining will do that to anybody.

deadbeef79000,

Aaaaw, but I wanted to go to Toshi’s station to pick up some power converters

You can pay with your friend when your chores are done.

Repeat every day for 20 years.

vaultdweller013,
hydrospanner,

Mark Hamill is a fucking treasure.

PersnickityPenguin,

Bwahahahaha!

Honytawk,

Why does he have broccoli on his chest?

FrostAce,

I think that’s a Doctor Who reference. Fifth Doctor, to be exact.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed. And it’s celery, not broccoli, although five’s celery wasn’t usually so leafy.

vaultdweller013,

He’s the Joker he does what he wants.

PersnickityPenguin,

Living the dream!

FuglyDuck, in Fight Algebra and Teach Vader
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Getting some Jocasta Nu vibes.

CitizenKong, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

The ages of Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor pretty much track actually. It’s just that a 63 year old looked a lot older in the 70s. Tom Cruise is 61 now, Keanu Reeves is 59. Ewan McGregor is 52 now and the events of Obi-Wan are about ten years before EP. 4.

bjoern_tantau, in Fight Algebra and Teach Vader
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If a solution is not in our sets it does not exist.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Fight Algebra and Teach Vader

Wait, math is always absolute, it’s either wrong or right.

https://media.tenor.com/s1wnF2DiWA0AAAAC/skeptical-futurama.gif

Annoyed_Crabby, in This always cracks me up

Now count again.

https://veliyathgarden.com/cdn/shop/files/71kKuNfAVoL._SL1024.jpg

(this is Duku fruit for those who don’t know)

creditCrazy,
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How many dukus can a count dooku count if a count dooku could count dukus

Deceptichum,
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tetris11,
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I will also say 1. I don’t think Count Dooku can county.

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