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AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Where Obi Wan threatens R2 to keep his dirty droid mouth shut about everything he saw the past fourty years: war crimes, births and deaths, betrayals, sand, His New Empire?

Lol

The order likely owned the droid just as they did the Jedi Starfighter R4 was probably issued with.

Decoy321, in Where Obi Wan threatens R2 to keep his dirty droid mouth shut about everything he saw the past fourty years: war crimes, births and deaths, betrayals, sand, His New Empire?

In fairness, he’s ooooold.

aBundleOfFerrets, in [WDD] Wrong fiction

Dalek are not robots

neptune,

So they aren’t the droids I’m looking for.

arquebus_x, in Where Obi Wan threatens R2 to keep his dirty droid mouth shut about everything he saw the past fourty years: war crimes, births and deaths, betrayals, sand, His New Empire?

Simplest answer (other than obviously Ep 4 was written decades before Eps 1-3):

He lied.

He doesn't know the circumstances of Luke's appearance at his doorstep (as it were), and his job - his ONLY job - is to keep Luke safe. Until he sees the message, he doesn't know WTF is going on. Why would he admit owning a droid? He's supposed to be just some old geezer in the desert.

FilthyShrooms,
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Or the classic: “it was a military issued droid, it was never his”

user1234,

Yeah. The droid belonged to the Jedi Order.

TallonMetroid, in Select all squares with Jedi Masters
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This is outrageous! It’s unfair!

ericisshort,

SMDH They apparently granted the sky the rank of Master, but not Anakin.

patrickleavy,
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@TallonMetroid @genfood

Hotdogman,

Take a seat!

OldManBOMBIN, in Select all squares with Jedi Masters

I’d have to check all of them except the two top-right. I see appendages, and I know there’s a body attached to at least some of em.

comrade19, in Select all squares with Jedi Masters

You’ll always be that little boy I knew on tattooine

Nouveau_Burnswick, in Prove it

I just call them all clankers.

FilthyShrooms,
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Wow, geez. Respect their culture. Say “clanka” if you have to, but even that’s pretty disrespectful

TseseJuer,

muh clanka

FuglyDuck, in Prove it
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Is that even possible?

Like how many droids just, don’t have names? Or only have names because the peeps that designed them gave them names but nobody else really knows them?

Like that walking holocom droid used by Nute Gunray on Naboo, or Treadwell.

Personal favorite droid? Chopper. Dude is a freaking menace to society.

neptune,

https://dmv.social/pictrs/image/17a00bfd-cc97-4d99-ac89-3bc15b38aaf5.jpeg

FuglyDuck,
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Fight me.
https://s1.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/9/7/5272c27d1d896979ac65d82800d588c87e6a2d00730fe38b1a4fd0ca2847ae/Chopper-goes-Akimbo-Crazy.png?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi0.wp.com%2FMynockManor.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F11%2FChopper-goes-Akimbo-Crazy.png&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0 (lol)

possiblylinux127,

terminator-genisys-2015-movie-HD-Wallpaper

I win

FuglyDuck,
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Fortunately, you’re in the wrong galaxy!

aaaa,

All I see is a lot of Rogers

Sharpiemarker, in Select all squares with Jedi Masters

This is a volcanic burn

StrongHorseWeakNeigh, in Prove it

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    Kolanaki,
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    “Every time this Gonk breaks down, I open it up and the damn thing is full of garbage!”

    Cris_Color, (edited ) in Prove it
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    This is an excuse to share that my favorites as a kid were pit droids, and vuffy raa (or something like that?) which I found in one of my brother’s Star Wars books. It’s a big metal tentacle star fish guy and he’s real cool.

    Edit: its vuffi raa

    https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Vuffi_Raa

    Also, is there an independent Star Wars wiki? I couldn’t find one?

    Assman, in Prove it
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    Okay, I name all of them Steven

    WereCat, in Prove it

    Roger, Roger,…

    FunkyMonk, in Prove it

    Rodger Rodger, Droid EV-RY is in maintinance but goes but Earnest on the account of his tweaky jaw, sir.

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