thorcik,

How do you think I open automatic doors?

Pumafred9,

Same with changing the traffic lights.

psud,

You use incantations for changing lights “red light green light one, two, three”

thorcik,

Was it red-red-green or red-green-red?

Nougat,

Remember when automatic doors were activated by a switch under a rubber mat?

Threeme2189,

Pepperidge Farm remembers

psud,

My local pharmacy has the mat still, it doesn’t operate the door anymore

As a kid you had to jump on them to make them work

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Only once? I tried it multiple times during my life just in case I gained the powers later like Anikin.

KidsTryThisAtHome,
@KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world avatar

At least once? I try all the time, it takes training, what if it just starts working and I just don’t try?

orbitz,

Yeah but I’d expect more stories of telekinesis if it ever worked, so I only try sometimes. Once did the Jedi mind trick hand wave for fun while high, got a laugh but don’t think they were swayed to whatever I suggested. Though was mostly hoping for a laugh at the time so got some success.

KidsTryThisAtHome,
@KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe that’s our problem, no one’s done it before so there’s still a small part of us that doesn’t think it’s possible. The solution is simple, start wearing robes and train every day (👁 ͜ʖ👁) like it was literally one of Yoda’s first lessons to Luke that he fails because he doesn’t believe… Brb gonna try to lift my car out of that tar pit again, and this time I’m gonna believe so hard

possiblylinux127,

I feel called out

AshMan85,

Do or do not, there is no try. I have only succeed in do not.

scarabic,

Hell, that’s the least I’ve done.

When I was a kid, me and my friend were obsessed with the movie Tron. Like the makers of that movie, we had no concept of how computers actually work. But we wanted to be inside one! So one night we typed “START: TRON >> ENTER GAME GRID” on the command line of his dad’s PC and the laid our sleeping bags around the PC and went to sleep; hoping we’d wake up inside the computer all dressed in blue…

SomeBoyo,

Did it work?

HughJanus,

Bro I grew up watching Matilda and Alex Mack so yeah but also nah

tias,

I also tried to fly on multiple occasions.

bigFab,

25 ppl tried and failed.

Wodge,
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

I do it every day, just to check, as I’m not gonna be one of these idiots with the force for years without realizing it.

TheOneAndOnly,

May the force be with you.

ThtCrzyBstrd,

My brother in the force, it’s at least once a week.

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Every time I notice it’s time to turn some lights on. 👋

AngryHumanoid,

I do it every time I walk into the grocery store. AND IT WORKS.

Nouveau_Burnswick,

It’s every time I want the remote.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Admit it you’re doing it right now too

Ataraxia,

In my dreams but it actually works.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve attempted many times.

I’ve only succeeded once.

DosDude,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

I don’t think certain body parts count.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I do it everyday.

Sure, the force is kinetic, but that’s just details.

Imgonnatrythis,

I blame my hemorrhoid on trying this too damn hard.

mrsemi,

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    In the 80’s, I had a stress ball that I put on my entertainment center and tried it, only took a few seconds and the thing fell off!.. because it had expanded back into a ball shape and rolled. At least I learned a fun trick to amaze my younger sister with :)

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