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LemmyKnowsBest, in 8 January 2024

DUCK!

Where?

No, idiot. I’m telling you to crouch down because you’re about to get hit in the head by an errant airborne object.

tacosanonymous, in 8 January 2024

I hate this joke so much because it points out how little people pay attention to factual information.

can,

You mean he wasn’t an elephant?

chatokun,

It’s a pun masquerading as a comic. Being factual wouldn’t help; using the zeitgeist is the only way the audience would relate and get it.

bionicjoey, in 8 January 2024

When the imposter is sus

MeatsOfRage, in 8 January 2024

Really should try roasting the house with oil salt and pepper at 400 degrees for 20 minutes, adding parmesan in the last 5. I’ll be knocking on that door in no time.

killeronthecorner,
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You got some sorta lardon drought going on over there?

Soku,

You’re the lardon for those Brussels, baby

jaybone,

First fry it in bacon fat. And then crumble the bacon over it.

spacecowboy, in 8 January 2024

Silly witch, just have “cheese sauce” on hand for dunking.

Omgarm, in 8 January 2024

She would only attract health freak kids who can escape easily anyway.

CJOtheReal,

Or kids that love that stuff… I’ve been, all my brothers have been…

Just needs to be cooked right.

lseif, in 7 January 2024

dont cry over cracked eggs. you need to make an omelete

CCF_100, in 7 January 2024

You got the year wrong lol

MrSebSin,
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The date is when it’s posted on thefarside.com not the original publish date.

blazeknave,

Thought it was a commentary on the price of eggs these days before reading yours and scrolling up lol

sugar_in_your_tea,

That link says 2024, yours says 2023.

MrSebSin,
@MrSebSin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Doh! Thanks for pointing that out.

Okokimup, in 7 January 2024
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t understand what’s happening here.

Wooster,
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Chickens are semi-cannibalistic, and if their eggs are broken, they will eat them.

Or at least I assume this bit of trivia is what Larson is after. Sometimes we think he’s playing 4D chess when he’s a few X’s short of a tic-tac-toe. (And the reverse as well)

21Cabbage,

Having been around chickens I wouldn’t say semi-cannabalistic, they’ll totally eat each other if one of them dies even if there’s plenty of their regular feed lying around.

RiderExMachina,

He tripped in front of the chickens while gathering their eggs, destroying all their hard work, and now they look at him in disgust and disappointment.

And that’s why you never keep all your eggs in one basket.

Murdoc,

Chickens look dead, not disappointed. Maybe they were all hit with nerve gas or something?

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Bird flu?

feedum_sneedson,

I thought he like, grabbed their necks and killed them while trying to stop himself falling over. I agree it’s unclear what is going on.

andrewth09,

Carbon monoxide leak.

discostjohn,

That’s what I thought!

Sibbo, (edited ) in 7 January 2024

What is supposed to be happening here?

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

I’m pretty confused too. If the chickens hadn’t fainted it would be pretty evident that it’s about “putting all your eggs in one basket” but I dunno

caseyweederman,

I read it as them glaring at the farmer for causing this tragedy, suggesting that they don’t know that the eggs were just going to be eaten otherwise.

caseyweederman,

Chicken Tools

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah OP seems to be posting all of the obscure ones that don’t make sense on purpose

Wooster, (edited ) in 5 January 2024
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On top of the revelation everyone else is having about this comic, I’m noting that Vera is, ostensibly, a chick.

Gotta appreciate the layers.

abbadon420, in 6 January 2024

No more “good boy” either

CaptnNMorgan,

What? “Good boy” is a verbal treat

Laticauda, in 6 January 2024

He says that like he wasn’t the one bringing the stick for humans to throw in the first place.

tacosanonymous, in 6 January 2024

Is this an Elton John joke?

GerPrimus, in 5 January 2024

2024 it is

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