One day my friend told me not to grab any tools on the way to a junkyard, as they had everything we would need already loaded.
Later on, they didn’t want me using said tools because they were new and might get scratched or the ratchet gears damaged. Kinda wanted to punch him in his idiot mouth.
kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.