Agent641

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Tom scott has made a video on everything, including this very thread.

Agent641,

It all started with this fuckin’ Serbian dude getting a sandwich…

Agent641,

Just wait til we buy the govt some nuc subs in the coming years, then that bar gonna be a long boi

Agent641,

Yes, from a salary of about 90k. However this is federal tax. We dont pay individual state taxes as well. Our sales tax is built into the price of goods. Our healthcare is also completely free.

Agent641,

I was a scotch drinker back before I got sober. Road tar and dirty socks is as inoffensive as it gets. Truly top shelf stuff.

Agent641,

“Mum can I have a guinea pig?”

“We have guinea pig at home!”

guinea pig at home

Agent641,

Sails will probably survive for another thousand years, because humans are greedy and wind is free. As long as corporations can save a buck on fuel, they will.

Agent641,

New super-economy class of cruise ship passenger just dropped.

No money to afford a spot on the climate refugee cruise hyper-ships? Pay your way by turning the screw and paddling! Nutrient cubes included in package, so long as you stay in the tail.

Agent641,

The violin she tells you not to worry about

Agent641,

Please do not engage in intercorse with the plastic explosive.

Agent641,

War. War never changes.

Agent641,

Harder, the pins are just rebar, many are wobbly, they slope downwards and they are more spaced out than the ladder rungs, about a meter apart

Agent641,

Even though it looks terrifying, I can assure you that it also feels terrifying.

Agent641,

Its OK I had some vegemite smeared behind the ears to ward them off.

Agent641,

This particular terrain is considered rather hilly where Im from…

We do have flatter land. Where my dad lives it feels like you could pour out a cup of water and it will spread out for a kilometer in every direction.

Agent641,

Sleep paralysis demon, dont call me, Ill call you.

Agent641,

This bed has seen fewer homeless gay orgies. Not none, but fewer.

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