Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

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Agent641, (edited )

I never learned to roll back my foreskin when I was a wee lad and so once when I was 8 it got infected and I had to apply ointment to it and keep gradually peeling it back from its swollen and cemented position like trying to squeeze a tennis ball out of a tight gym sock. it hurt to pee for a week. Still, Im glad to have my foreskin.

Agent641,

I lost twelve gravel and a teaspoon of sand this week.

Agent641,

Who would win:

  • A billion, billion unfathomably massive fusion reactions
  • Some steamy bois ☁️🌥
Agent641,

Pirating an AI. Truly a future worth living for.

(Yes I know its an LLM not an AI)

Agent641,

The first rule of reuniting mysterious ancient artefacts is do not reunite the mysterious ancient artefacts!

Agent641,

Based breakup

Agent641,

This is why they wear hoods

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

Agent641,

My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.

There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.

Agent641,

I do all my own electrical work in the shower.

Agent641,

FAA if you’re lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

Agent641, (edited )

Its gonna be some stupid number, like 1.0777655678 skeletons per adult, on average. Even considering twins and triplets and quad amputees

Agent641,

The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

Agent641,

Amerachnid

Agent641,

I miss my mum so much. She’s not dead I just haven’t seen her all day.

Agent641,

Motherf

Agent641, (edited )

How I look at my own posts on reddit from 10 yrs ago

Agent641, (edited )

Same. My folks never eat leftovers. I patrol the fridge each day and assemble a cast of weird and wonderful characters to have for lunch at work.

Agent641,

Which stereotypes are you describing?

Agent641,

😘

Agent641,

Thats quite CIS-gendered of you. Im not sure if Lemmy is the apropriate place for your heteronormative microaggression

Agent641, (edited )

We’ve had one virus scan, yes, but what about second virus scan?

Agent641,

Jungle is the absolute worst place for preserving an ancient city.

Agent641,

I do most of my good work when Im microdosing Krokodil

Agent641,

This is how I feel

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