HawlSera,

Relatable as fuck

AtariDump,
Retrograde, (edited )
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, it’s pretty crazy how far we’ve come considering how nobody has wanted to work anymore for over a century

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s sort of true, but not in the way they mean it. Most people don’t want to work or they would never retire. But we’re also mostly willing to work. Even work really difficult and/or dangerous jobs.

squirrelwithnut, (edited )

Maybe they should have given their resume instead of a cv. No one wants to read a cv.

smeg,

Are they not the same thing?

Pika,

Love the coffee cup, so true

Agent641,

Motherf

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

Came to the comments specifically to see if anyone else noticed it. Glad to see it wasn’t just me.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Was I just Rickrolled?

Anticorp,

Were you expecting rational behavior from a werepig?

CodyCannoli, (edited )

You’re lucky if someone sees your CV/resume at all.

Kowowow,

What’s a cv?

mazigoth,

I think it’s a type of honda

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No, that’s a Civic, you’re thinking of the integer between six and eight.

IHawkMike,

No, that’s seven. You’re thinking of a kitchen tool used to strain liquids from solids.

Soggy,

No, that’s a collander… hold on.

perishthethought,

No, that’s a sieve. You’re thinking of the United States Construction Battalion.

BorgDrone,

Curriculum vitae

bionicjoey,

Depending on what country you’re in, it’s either a resumé, or a supplement to a resumé that summarizes academic achievements for an applicant with a graduate degree.

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

105

lugal,

Lebenslauf

cashews_best_nut,

It’s what Brits (and maybe others) often call a resume. It’s also sometimes slightly longer. than a resume (2+ pages instead of 1).

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

A 2CV was an awesome Citroên car.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited )

Curriculum vitae. It’s basically a long résumé. The résumé gets your foot in the door with the “best of” highlights that are tailored to the specific job. The the CV is what you bring to the interview; It’s longer and has a more complete work history, instead of just the bits that are relevant to the job you applied for.

So when they ask you “can you explain this gap in your employment for these two years” you can go “yeah, if you look at my CV, you’ll see that I was working/freelance in a tangental industry. But it wasn’t very pertinent to this application, so I left it off of my résumé when I applied.”

And for tailoring your résumé to each job, you just copy/paste the relevant info from your CV to make a one page document.

smeg,

I don’t think this is correct. Assuming you’re American then a CV is the same as what you’d call a résumé. Unless a résumé is more like a cover letter (as in the intro paragraph where you summarise what you do and why you want the job)?

ThePowerOfGeek, (edited )
@ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world avatar

I agree about them basically being the same.

In America a resume is basically a slightly shortened CV. But from my experience (as someone who has lived and worked in IT in both the US and the UK) they are nearly identical. They both summarize your work history in almost identical styles. But the resume is preferably limited to 2 pages maximum, while a CV can be longer.

I don’t recall ever having both a resume and a CV in the UK and initially applying with a resume and then bringing the longer CV to the interview. It was just a name and length expectation difference that separated them.

smeg,

I’ve not ever heard of any company wanting you to bring an extra-long CV with you, though since everything is online now any long-established rules are basically out the window

PunnyName,

Nah, the posting of financial remuneration, followed by a panel of a ghost town, then the final panel.

PopcornPrincess,

Literally crying wolf.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Looks like a boar or warthog, to me.

ouRKaoS,

I thought it was a Hyena

mazigoth,

it’s obviously a North American swallowtail

PopcornPrincess,

Shoot, you’re right. I didn’t zoom, oopsie poopsie.

Anticorp,

Looks like a werepig.

eselover,

This time I don’t mind being Rick rolled.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

rick rolled

no “you” though

pimento64,

The game

the_post_of_tom_joad,

I JUST LOST THE GAME

AutumnSpark1226,
@AutumnSpark1226@lemmy.today avatar

Man, got rick rolled and lost the game…

Jax,

Be assured, I will remember this pimento64.

glitches_brew,

Should have made the hog laying down in the last panel for loss

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t it be the cat?

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