Agent641

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I never learned to roll back my foreskin when I was a wee lad and so once when I was 8 it got infected and I had to apply ointment to it and keep gradually peeling it back from its swollen and cemented position like trying to squeeze a tennis ball out of a tight gym sock. it hurt to pee for a week. Still, Im glad to have my foreskin.

Agent641,

They read it as a recipe not a warning.

Agent641,

My 12 year old thinkpad is still my daily driver.

Speakers stopped working 5 years ago tho. Only BT audio out, now.

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

Agent641,

My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.

There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.

Agent641,

If you have a jpg or png file, you can upload it to Google drive, then right click and open in Google docs, and it will OCR the text for you.

Agent641,

This is why they wear hoods

Agent641,

I miss my mum so much. She’s not dead I just haven’t seen her all day.

Agent641,

I do most of my good work when Im microdosing Krokodil

Agent641,

The first rule of reuniting mysterious ancient artefacts is do not reunite the mysterious ancient artefacts!

Agent641,

I do all my own electrical work in the shower.

Agent641,

Which stereotypes are you describing?

Agent641,

😘

Agent641, (edited )

Its gonna be some stupid number, like 1.0777655678 skeletons per adult, on average. Even considering twins and triplets and quad amputees

Agent641,

Motherf

Agent641, (edited )

We’ve had one virus scan, yes, but what about second virus scan?

Agent641,

Based breakup

Agent641,

Who would win:

  • A billion, billion unfathomably massive fusion reactions
  • Some steamy bois ☁️🌥
Agent641,

I lost twelve gravel and a teaspoon of sand this week.

Agent641, (edited )

How I look at my own posts on reddit from 10 yrs ago

Agent641, (edited )

Same. My folks never eat leftovers. I patrol the fridge each day and assemble a cast of weird and wonderful characters to have for lunch at work.

Agent641,

The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

Agent641,

Dave2D - Not a huge creator, but he lived in a van and made videos mocking other van-lifers who did the glamping thing and only showed the positive side of van life, not the negative side where you poo in a bucket and live in fear of a crackhead breaking into your car while youre asleep in it.

One of the glam-van-life couples broke up and he made a video publically mocking them. Then the girl killed herself. There was a huge shitstorm in the vanlife community and he ended up deleting almost all his content. Now he mostly does fantasy artwork livestreams.

Agent641,

This is how I feel

Agent641,

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