Agent641

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Agent641,

Amerachnid

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I never learned to roll back my foreskin when I was a wee lad and so once when I was 8 it got infected and I had to apply ointment to it and keep gradually peeling it back from its swollen and cemented position like trying to squeeze a tennis ball out of a tight gym sock. it hurt to pee for a week. Still, Im glad to have my foreskin.

Agent641,

This is why they wear hoods

Agent641,

Pirating an AI. Truly a future worth living for.

(Yes I know its an LLM not an AI)

Agent641,

I do most of my good work when Im microdosing Krokodil

Agent641,

I do all my own electrical work in the shower.

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

Agent641,

My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.

There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.

Agent641,

😘

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Its gonna be some stupid number, like 1.0777655678 skeletons per adult, on average. Even considering twins and triplets and quad amputees

Agent641,

Motherf

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We’ve had one virus scan, yes, but what about second virus scan?

Agent641,

Same with red cabbages.

Its a conspiracy by Big Red to profit from infringing on Purple’s intellectual property. All the other primary colours are in cahoots. Its time to take down their shadowy cabal.

Agent641,

I miss my mum so much. She’s not dead I just haven’t seen her all day.

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How I look at my own posts on reddit from 10 yrs ago

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Dave2D - Not a huge creator, but he lived in a van and made videos mocking other van-lifers who did the glamping thing and only showed the positive side of van life, not the negative side where you poo in a bucket and live in fear of a crackhead breaking into your car while youre asleep in it.

One of the glam-van-life couples broke up and he made a video publically mocking them. Then the girl killed herself. There was a huge shitstorm in the vanlife community and he ended up deleting almost all his content. Now he mostly does fantasy artwork livestreams.

Agent641,

Arent they actually dolphins?

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Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

Agent641,

We need an app to help us identify hotdogs from non-hotdogs

Agent641,

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

Agent641,

Any soup and any bread - both homemade. I cant stomach canned soup, but I make my own, prodigiously, and freeze it.

My favorite is broccoli cheddar soup, followed by a spicy tomato bisque which somehow seems it gets spicier the longer it stays in the fridge, then ham bone soup, then caldo verde portugese soup, then potato leek, and my most recent one was a red cabbage bisque which I have mixed feelings about, but I love to see the horror on my colleagues faces as I tuck into a weird, dark purple goopy monster blood lunch.

I like to make a skillet flatbread, the same kind i make when im camping. Water, flour, yeast, salt, olive oil, half a day of hanging out in my backpack while im hiking, punched down and pasted to the inside of a frying pan, smothered in dried herbs or maybe crushed pepitas, whatevers handy, covered in foil and baked on a campfire. It never comes out the same way twice. Sometimes the crust is burned, but flatbread is really forgiving, just scrape off the burned bits and theres good bread underneath.

Agent641,

Looks like Richard Hammond

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