How exactly do the gays transact for sex with their spouses? Like, do they pick one who will withold sex from the other until chores are done? Or do they swap roles monthly? How do they decide which one will be the begger and which one will grudgingly submit to their clumsy, sweaty defilement?
I’ve added my favorite YouTube channels in the comments below. (Feel free to check them out!) But, my preferences aside, what YouTube channel(s) do you want more people to see?
And here are my qBittorrent stats. I left my computer running for 6 days, I never thought I’d get this far! But that electricity bill’s gonna sting…...
EDIT: To any three-letter agencies who might be reading this post, I was uploading Linux ISOs and scientific research papers. I would never dream of uploading copyrighted material…
not being able to ctrl-F a textbook or have click-to-chapter links sure makes studying harder these days… and any scanning software worth it’s salt will at least do the bare minimum OCR automatically…
I never learned to roll back my foreskin when I was a wee lad and so once when I was 8 it got infected and I had to apply ointment to it and keep gradually peeling it back from its swollen and cemented position like trying to squeeze a tennis ball out of a tight gym sock. it hurt to pee for a week. Still, Im glad to have my foreskin.
My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.
There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.
Opposite of clickbait (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
The "Left" (lemmy.ml)
Why pay for an OpenAI subscription? (sh.itjust.works)
life hacks (lemmy.world)
Spread the word! (i.imgur.com)
(shamelessly stolen from imgur - I’m not the OP)
How much for cuddles? (lemm.ee)
Any good YouTube recommendations? (lemmy.zip)
I’ve added my favorite YouTube channels in the comments below. (Feel free to check them out!) But, my preferences aside, what YouTube channel(s) do you want more people to see?
elders (lemmy.world)
I finally uploaded a whole terabyte in a single session. I'm a super seeder! (lemmy.ml)
And here are my qBittorrent stats. I left my computer running for 6 days, I never thought I’d get this far! But that electricity bill’s gonna sting…...
They're all dicks if you ask me (lemmy.today)
Double Barrel (slrpnk.net)
If you're a knower, then you know (lemmy.world)
oh snap. (slrpnk.net)
For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Steve from blues clues went down a dark path. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
it sure beats having to buy it, but seriously come on... (i.imgur.com)
not being able to ctrl-F a textbook or have click-to-chapter links sure makes studying harder these days… and any scanning software worth it’s salt will at least do the bare minimum OCR automatically…
This is the master race...? (lemmy.world)
I'll just be over here setting a new record (slrpnk.net)
Reblog if youre american (lemmy.world)
Put me in the trash can at the park. (lemmy.world)
🎵that's life🎵 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)