Agent641

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Agent641,

I forgot the torque wrench, just fucking full send it.

Agent641,

My father died from working the salami mines. He got the pink lung.

Agent641,

The oil is now outside of the environment

Agent641,

Black fax - such an effective remote physical attack that fax companies had to actually hard-code a defence against it, to not print pages where there would be enough ink or toner dispensed that it could damage the machine or be a fire hazard

Agent641,

Wait they took that away? I have an S9 and I rely on this to know whos messaging me. Blue is textra, purple is whatsapp, white is insta, green is signal.

Agent641,

Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.

Agent641,

Ah, its time for the nightly “State of the Porch” presidential address

Agent641,

Getting sober is my pick too. Im just over a year in from my last drink. Ive excelled at work, had 3 raises, finished my degree, made quality new friends, met a beautiful woman who is now my best friend, took a chance and kissed her one night, and she kissed back. Life is great.

Agent641,

I need to use this form of communication in my work emails (didnt even read the chain)

Agent641,

OBEY

Agent641,

Last christmas I was gifted a 5k piece pizzle of Joan of ark leading a charge of soldiers with her boobs out. Its still in the box, for now

Agent641, (edited )

And they feed on microplastics and ionizing radiation.

Agent641,

Dibs feet

Agent641, (edited )

Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery

Agent641,

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

How to pull rocks out of pipe in the ground?

My mom has a hole in the ground that she puts her clothes drying hanger in. Like this. The hole in the ground is a 2" or so pipe, set in concrete. The pipe has filled with gravel. Anyone have a tip on getting the rocks out? I can only get so many out using my fingers and then trying to use a set of chopsticks.

Agent641, (edited )

It was filmed in 2001 as evident by the title but only released in the late 1960s, thats why it looks that way.

Agent641,

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Agent641,

Slam your fist on the counter and shout " I’m fatter, dammit!"

Agent641,

This kills the man

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