Ad4mWayn3, Set a character limit. Easy. A maximum reasonable length considering the attention span and efficiency of an employee to grasp such information if required should do the job
AnUnusualRelic, What kind of idiot doesn’t check for the Shreck script when validating input? Bunch of amateurs.
rob_t_firefly, (edited ) Somebody once told me, raw input’s gonna roll me…
BigBlackCoffee, That’s what she said.
ReiRose, Said the actress to the bishop
JakenVeina, “Hey, there, this is Josh, with Let’s Game it Out!”
EmperorHenry, I would’ve put the super uncut extended edition of all three lord of the rings movies
Lunachocken, Why not entire txt files containing several hundred random characters such that the entropy is high enough compression is useless >:) but maybe it’s preferred.
EmperorHenry, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I suggested the uncut extended LOTR trilogy scripts because each of those three movies are over 4 hours long.
Honytawk, Get with the times.
Just attach the entire dataset of an LLM.
Lunachocken, Yes
afraid_of_zombies, I do hope when someone reads about a Christian Nationalism lawsuit going on they don’t find out what law office is representing the guy who wants to hurt gay people. Then find the fax number on their site, go get a temp email at all the free sites that provide it, go to a send fax over the Internet site, and send them long faxes.
AlecSadler, I…never thought of this, thank you for the idea.
Railing5132, An old trick you could do on old physical fax machines was to tape a couple of sheets of black construction paper together, feed them into the machine and tape them into a loop. Dial your special person and burn through all their toner. Of course, now it would just generate a bunch of emails.
Agent641, Black fax - such an effective remote physical attack that fax companies had to actually hard-code a defence against it, to not print pages where there would be enough ink or toner dispensed that it could damage the machine or be a fire hazard
ouRKaoS, Ahh, yes, the Infinifax™
I may have once pulled this with the Banana knock knock joke. Ran their machine out of paper.
FIST_FILLET, usually i think it’s cringe when people shit on the linguistics of memes, but this is the most non-pov “pov” post i’ve ever seen. the meaning would be the EXACT same if they just hadn’t included the dumbass “pov:” part. fucking spotify marketing intern ass buzzword
Donkter, Pov: you just posted cringe
FIST_FILLET, and i’ll go down with the cringe ship if i have to
BleatingZombie, While I agree with you, this is literally their point of view while this is happening
catfish, yep, this is the first in a looooong time that I see it used correctly
FIST_FILLET, technically correct, i concede 🫡
KevonLooney, That’s… what a photo is. While technically correct, no one would use “Photo:” as a meme format. It’s just redundant and dumb.
fosho, thanks. now I don’t have to say it.
SomethingBurger, Nobody:
You: usually i think it’s cringe when people shit on the linguistics of memes, but this is the most non-pov “pov” post i’ve ever seen. the meaning would be the EXACT same if they just hadn’t included the dumbass “pov:” part. fucking spotify marketing intern ass buzzword
FIST_FILLET, i stand by my cringepost
eco_game, (edited ) Yooo this reminds me, I think there was an AITA comment on reddit some time ago about a guy who burned down a Pizza place due to putting the entire bee movie script in a message box.
Edit: I believe it was a comment on an Askreddit thread, but a quick google search appears to not be enough to find it
Edit 2: I think it’s this one, no clue if it actually happened though reddit.com/…/tifu_by_ordering_food_online_amd_ess…
get_off_the_phone, Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?
GrundlButter, We’re not really that unique. We’re not consciously or likely even unconsciously referencing that thread or others like it. We’re just coming to the same witty conclusions those before us did.
Even your comment comes up every time there’s a similar thread or experience. Mine too.
Happy New Year, btw.
Electromechanical_Supergiant, It’s bots all the way down.
Am I a bot?
GrundlButter,
ouRKaoS, Click on all the pictures of traffic lights:
🚦🚦🚥🛑
🚦🚥🛑🚦
🚥💩🤪🖕
afraid_of_zombies, Ok my copier story. We had a copier room in my high school with a little window in the door. I put a black sheet of paper on it, set it to copy 999 times, locked the door from the inside, then walked away. Turns out no one knows where the key was to the little copier room. I got caught and was punished. The end.
Honytawk, How many did it print?
WeirdAlex03,
raynethackery, Great. Now I have to walk my ass down to the print pool.
owenfromcanada, I bet it was that Bobby Tables fella
tslnox, That guy’s everywhere!
MightyGalhupo, I still can’t believe it’s been around 15 years
FlyingSquid, And he still hasn’t graduated!
Okokimup, No they didn’t, this is just a CVS receipt.
FlyingSquid, Are you sure? It doesn’t look long enough to be a CVS receipt.
JustARegularNerd, What you can’t see is that’s only about 6% printed
Corkyskog, I would be a little afraid of eating my order after that.
YoorWeb, It depends, if the employer doesn’t treat his staff well, they’d give you extra portion.
HikingVet, At least it’s not war and peace.
Toes, Oh this reminds me when people discovered all the printers at school were available on the WiFi
Potatos_are_not_friends, That’s incredible.
Then again, school IT jobs are often given to “my nephew who is good with computers”, because the pay is often half compared to the private sector.
xpinchx, I have a friend that does IT/networking for a school district and he makes bank, YMMV.
spicytuna62, (edited ) My brother works for a school with 200 kids PreK-12. He’s a teacher, but he also does IT. He gets a $500/yr stipend, and he calls me at least twice a week with basic questions that are solved 95% of the time by rebooting the computer.
I’ve told him a number of times the district owes me that stipend lol
outcide, $500 a year?!? Hey buddy, thanks for looking after our IT systems, here’s an extra $1.50 a week …
ouRKaoS, That’s ridiculous!
I’m surprised it’s not a student ran IT Club that the kids have a pay a materials fee for…
user224, One teacher told us that once an IT technician at our school built the network, connecting 2 school institutions with ~7 buildings using only hubs. That network was apparently almost unusably slow, which isn’t surprising.
21Cabbage, My school had a level of security on their printers…and also a shitload of hackers. Like, the IT department was reporting vulnerabilities discovered by the students to Apple amount of hackers.
Maggoty, My high school had a level of security too. The same password on every work computer in the school.
Amazingly, I never resorted to changing grades. However logging into the admin account to play games instead of the 1,358th typing class was definitely on the menu.
rob_t_firefly, I know that school, they have a pool on the roof.
21Cabbage, Not the one unfortunately but wouldn’t surprise me if multiple groups of high schoolers over the years and across the country have been blowing holes in MacOS’s security.
user224, And not just printers. There may or may not also be a few Wi-Fi APs with login details admin:admin. And there also may or may not be many computers with RDP enabled without password. And those that have some password may or may not re-use the same short password for Administrator account. There also may or may not be SMTP server, though unfortunately in my case it doesn’t allow using it so send e-mails outside the network. It returns “Relay access denied” error.
betterdeadthanreddit, If it makes you feel any better, before the days of ubiquitous wi-fi, printers on wired networks in my school were about as easy to discover and use from a distance. FTPing a text file to one would start a print job for that file and it would be trivial to mash together that information plus a list of printer addresses for the entire district network (courtesy of nmap).
This information was certainly never put to use.
conditional_soup, My God, it’s shrexcellent.
Seriously, though, it’s 2023 and big corporates are still out here with no input validation?
Maddie, Beautiful
nightwatch_admin, Magnificent even
mp3, Anon would be proud
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