Agent641

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Puff pastry. Never, ever try to make puff pastry at home, it takes forevee, vut xosts like $5 at the shops for a big packet of it

Agent641,

OMG That was you that lurked my nightmares last night?!

You were a good kisser NGL

Agent641, (edited )

“Socialist Liberals and gays ruined america!”

“Conservatives and religious fanatics ruined america!”

🤝 agreeing that America is ruined

Agent641,

Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

Agent641,

Chickens often die shortly after mating. At least, the one I fucked did.

Agent641,

The Jews TM are using iron dome to shoot down christian prayers before they reach heaven.

Agent641,

Old people in the supermarket are euphoric

Agent641,

Dave2D - Not a huge creator, but he lived in a van and made videos mocking other van-lifers who did the glamping thing and only showed the positive side of van life, not the negative side where you poo in a bucket and live in fear of a crackhead breaking into your car while youre asleep in it.

One of the glam-van-life couples broke up and he made a video publically mocking them. Then the girl killed herself. There was a huge shitstorm in the vanlife community and he ended up deleting almost all his content. Now he mostly does fantasy artwork livestreams.

Agent641,

Food wishes is the GOAT of cooking channels. The only thing thats changed about his format is video and audio quality has improved.

Agent641, (edited )

I didnt realize there was another Dave2D on youtube.

This is the one I was referring to: www.reddit.com/r/…/what_happened_to_dave2d/

(Sorry for linking to reddit)

Agent641,

The most heinous fetish of them all

Agent641,

Ive always wondered what sort of gross fetish thing she must be asking for that makes Meatball go “Whoa now, hey, lets just slow it down a bit babe, I’m not doing that, jesus fuck, thats messed up.”

Agent641,

How many do I need to eat for it to work?

Agent641,

Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.

Agent641, (edited )

Like big minigolf, where you have to bounce the ball off objects. Maxi-golf

Agent641, (edited )

Great! I helped her set up her xmas tree.

Agent641,

The laughing stops when you meet someone with the exact same SSN as you.

Agent641,

100% onboard with this. Just like imgur before it went shit in like 2014. Free uploaders get basic hosting, limited to 1080p, 5 min videos, max of ~5gb uploads, low-priority authentication/verification/approval, monetization/in-video advertising not allowed.

Subscription for 1hr videos, 50gb storage, streaming (50hrs/mth) monetization allowed.

Premium subscription for 4k, arbitrary length, 500gb (can be increased as required for additional cost)

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