Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

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Agent641,

Banjo music intensifies

Agent641,

Based breakup

Agent641,

My university recently forced us to use this shitpile to 2FA, it never fails to disappoint

Agent641, (edited )

Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery

Agent641,

Ah, its time for the nightly “State of the Porch” presidential address

Agent641,

This kills the man

Agent641,

Slam your fist on the counter and shout " I’m fatter, dammit!"

Agent641,

Black fax - such an effective remote physical attack that fax companies had to actually hard-code a defence against it, to not print pages where there would be enough ink or toner dispensed that it could damage the machine or be a fire hazard

Agent641,

Suffer

Agent641, (edited )

“Socialist Liberals and gays ruined america!”

“Conservatives and religious fanatics ruined america!”

🤝 agreeing that America is ruined

Agent641,

Old people in the supermarket are euphoric

Agent641, (edited )

Great! I helped her set up her xmas tree.

Agent641,

100% onboard with this. Just like imgur before it went shit in like 2014. Free uploaders get basic hosting, limited to 1080p, 5 min videos, max of ~5gb uploads, low-priority authentication/verification/approval, monetization/in-video advertising not allowed.

Subscription for 1hr videos, 50gb storage, streaming (50hrs/mth) monetization allowed.

Premium subscription for 4k, arbitrary length, 500gb (can be increased as required for additional cost)

Agent641,

I believe you may have been wooshed, my friend

Agent641, (edited )

When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.

Agent641,

Goth doritos

Agent641, (edited )

Specificity would be “im going to whoop each of you in the back of the knees with a looped extension cord until they go purple so that it hurts when you walk but your pants cover them up.”

Agent641,

Mint linux is a cup of tea.

Agent641,

You are now CEO of FTX

Agent641,

I installed plan 9 successfully about 15 years ago. And then I did not know what to do.

Agent641,

Actually I think you’ll find the documentary Wormhole X-treme is a more factual account.

Agent641,

He would

Agent641,

Homie’s tryna earn his red wings

Agent641,

The fuck is a blenny?!

Agent641,

Just wait til we buy the govt some nuc subs in the coming years, then that bar gonna be a long boi

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