Agent641

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Agent641, (edited )

How exactly do the gays transact for sex with their spouses? Like, do they pick one who will withold sex from the other until chores are done? Or do they swap roles monthly? How do they decide which one will be the begger and which one will grudgingly submit to their clumsy, sweaty defilement?

Agent641,

“You are running out of ‘It is what it is’, are you sure you want to continue?” [Y][N]

Agent641,

Who would win:

  • A billion, billion unfathomably massive fusion reactions
  • Some steamy bois ☁️🌥
Agent641,

Guys, you gotta get your knob between the toilet bowl rim and the toilet seat so its squashed and held in place when you sit down.

Agent641,

Puff pastry. Never, ever try to make puff pastry at home, it takes forevee, vut xosts like $5 at the shops for a big packet of it

Agent641,

Food wishes is the GOAT of cooking channels. The only thing thats changed about his format is video and audio quality has improved.

Agent641,

36, no kids. Her kids are outrageously fun to hang out with, and shes probably the most artistically talented woman Ive ever met.

Agent641,

The lord is watching you sinners! (He didnt say stop)

Agent641, (edited )

And oh my god, here comes Windows with a steel chair! Its a fine chair that almost anyone can sit in, as long as its updated regularly and paid for, or else they take off two of the legs. She whacks you with it, but only with the long end of the chair by default, which really stings. If you prefer to be hit with the flat of the chair, she desperately tries to convince you that being hit with the Edge is better.

Agent641, (edited )

Starbucks coffee is great, but I prefer vicious, unrelenting cock and ball torture myself.

Agent641,

Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?

Agent641,

UnkownOS is a great privacy operating system. If users dont know what they are doing, then how can the government?

Agent641,

Its their body, we are just the pilot.

Agent641,

The first ever song was, quite literally, a banger.

Agent641,

“Mum can I have a guinea pig?”

“We have guinea pig at home!”

guinea pig at home

Agent641,

The violin she tells you not to worry about

Agent641, (edited )

Tom scott has made a video on everything, including this very thread.

Agent641,

Indeed, especially since I am quite unconcerned about the Aged. They had their chance!

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