Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

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Agent641,

Puff pastry. Never, ever try to make puff pastry at home, it takes forevee, vut xosts like $5 at the shops for a big packet of it

Agent641,

Food wishes is the GOAT of cooking channels. The only thing thats changed about his format is video and audio quality has improved.

Agent641, (edited )

I didnt realize there was another Dave2D on youtube.

This is the one I was referring to: www.reddit.com/r/…/what_happened_to_dave2d/

(Sorry for linking to reddit)

Agent641,

The Jews TM are using iron dome to shoot down christian prayers before they reach heaven.

Agent641, (edited )

It was filmed in 2001 as evident by the title but only released in the late 1960s, thats why it looks that way.

Agent641,

Chickens often die shortly after mating. At least, the one I fucked did.

Agent641,

Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.

Agent641,

How many do I need to eat for it to work?

Agent641,

Whut?

Agent641,

Suffer

Agent641,

Sauron’s vag

Agent641,

One demussy to rule them all

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Dying

Agent641,

Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

Agent641,

Ive always wondered what sort of gross fetish thing she must be asking for that makes Meatball go “Whoa now, hey, lets just slow it down a bit babe, I’m not doing that, jesus fuck, thats messed up.”

Agent641,

The most heinous fetish of them all

Agent641,

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

Agent641,

The laughing stops when you meet someone with the exact same SSN as you.

Agent641,

Good point, cars are really heavy.

Agent641, (edited )

Like big minigolf, where you have to bounce the ball off objects. Maxi-golf

Agent641, (edited )

“Socialist Liberals and gays ruined america!”

“Conservatives and religious fanatics ruined america!”

🤝 agreeing that America is ruined

Agent641,

OMG That was you that lurked my nightmares last night?!

You were a good kisser NGL

Agent641,

Woke Floyd

Agent641,

Old people in the supermarket are euphoric

Agent641,

This hole… it was made for him

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