Agent641

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Agent641,

The lord is watching you sinners! (He didnt say stop)

Agent641,

1998 mitsubishi magna. We went on some adventures together. Then a girlfriend who couldnt drive manual properly killed the clutch.

Agent641,

100% onboard with this. Just like imgur before it went shit in like 2014. Free uploaders get basic hosting, limited to 1080p, 5 min videos, max of ~5gb uploads, low-priority authentication/verification/approval, monetization/in-video advertising not allowed.

Subscription for 1hr videos, 50gb storage, streaming (50hrs/mth) monetization allowed.

Premium subscription for 4k, arbitrary length, 500gb (can be increased as required for additional cost)

Agent641, (edited )

Currently working on it. I met a 46yr old woman thru AA who plays minecraft to better connect with her kids, 9 and 12. Taking her out to dinner tonight. Wish me luck.

Agent641,

36, no kids. Her kids are outrageously fun to hang out with, and shes probably the most artistically talented woman Ive ever met.

Agent641,

Thats right!

Agent641, (edited )

Great! I helped her set up her xmas tree.

Agent641,

Some people today practice self-trepanation

Agent641,

Because it looks a bit like a flexed bicep.

Agent641,

You can’t spell ‘yours’ without ‘ours’, comrade.

Agent641, (edited )

Baking soda can’t melt steel memes

Agent641,

I believe you may have been wooshed, my friend

Agent641, (edited )

When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.

What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

Agent641,

Procrasturbation is unhealthy

Agent641, (edited )

I dodnt say masturbation is unhealthy, I think its fine. Masurbating a lot can also be fine. But the intent determines if its healthy or unhealthy.

What I said was, procrasturbation is unhealthy. Just like eating because youre depressed, or drinking because youre lonely. If youre just doing it to get the endorphins, its not much different to any other substance or behaviour that can be abused. And its indicative of a coping behaviour for some underlying problem that isnt being constructively addressed.

Agent641,

Libs would have you believe that America isn’t a monarchy.

Agent641,

Id have have two just to feel ‘normal’

Agent641,

I installed plan 9 successfully about 15 years ago. And then I did not know what to do.

Agent641,

But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?

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