Agent641

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Agent641,

The correct future. Not this corpro-dystopian bullshit

Agent641,

But thats 5 minutes of killin’ time they’ll never get back

Agent641,

Goes back in time

Plot twist: its a self-portrait

Agent641,

Me to me: “Do you have this movie?”

Me: “Nope”

Me, firing up qbittorrent: “Whelp, can’t say I didnt try!”

Agent641, (edited )

I do not consent to Signal knowing about my empty box

Agent641, (edited )

And oh my god, here comes Windows with a steel chair! Its a fine chair that almost anyone can sit in, as long as its updated regularly and paid for, or else they take off two of the legs. She whacks you with it, but only with the long end of the chair by default, which really stings. If you prefer to be hit with the flat of the chair, she desperately tries to convince you that being hit with the Edge is better.

Agent641,

Fuuuck that takes me back to the dos days. They dont make games like they used to (in pure assembly I mean)

Agent641, (edited )

Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *

I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Agent641,

So, just the normal way?

Agent641,

My renault came with a solid steel cargo barrier and small glass window. You could carry a lion in the back and probably be fine.

Agent641,

Of all the comics I’ve read today, this is one of them.

Agent641, (edited )

Specificity would be “im going to whoop each of you in the back of the knees with a looped extension cord until they go purple so that it hurts when you walk but your pants cover them up.”

Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

Agent641,

Resume viewimg. Resume viewing. RESUME VIEWING.

Agent641,

Pretty lame concert with only one audience member. Are they being punoshed for something?

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