Agent641

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Agent641, (edited )

To be fair, many of those deaths were landlords, who dont count as humans.

Agent641, (edited )

Starbucks coffee is great, but I prefer vicious, unrelenting cock and ball torture myself.

Agent641,

I dont want to learn all these new sacred spells to bend the thinking stones to my will.

Agent641,

I understand less now.

Agent641,

Goes back in time

Plot twist: its a self-portrait

Agent641,

You are now CEO of FTX

Agent641,

Thank you, I needed some new material for the wank folder

Agent641, (edited )

I have autohotkey configured to insert the current date in ISO 8601 format into my filenames on keyboard shortcut for just this reason. So organized. So pure.

Agent641, (edited )

Download Autohotkey, and create a new script. Paste these shortcuts into the script and restart the script:

; Recommended for performance and compatibility with future AutoHotkey releases.

; ; Enable warnings to assist with detecting common errors.

SendMode Input ; Recommended for new scripts due to its superior speed and reliability.

SetWorkingDir %A_ScriptDir% ; Ensures a consistent starting directory.

:R*?:ddd::

FormatTime, CurrentDateTime, yyyy-MM-dd

SendInput %CurrentDateTime%

return

:R*?:dtt::

FormatTime, CurrentDateTime, yyMMddHHmm

SendInput %CurrentDateTime%

Return

Now, if you type ‘ddd’ on your keyboard, the current date will be typed out, eg ‘2023-11-23’.

If you type ‘dtt’ tgen the datetime stamp will be typed out in YYMMDDhhmm format, eg 2311231012

There are so many cool things you van do with AHK to make your work more productive. For example, rather tgan typing your email address a billion times, add the shortcut:

::add1::your.email.address@domainname.com

And then you can type ‘add1’ and hit space, and your email address will be typed out in full. Of course, the string ‘add1’ can be whatever you want.

Agent641,

💕

Agent641, (edited )

Instant coffee is windows, but you pirated it and disabled automatic updates. Cheap, kinda shitty, but it gets the job done.

Agent641, (edited )

And oh my god, here comes Windows with a steel chair! Its a fine chair that almost anyone can sit in, as long as its updated regularly and paid for, or else they take off two of the legs. She whacks you with it, but only with the long end of the chair by default, which really stings. If you prefer to be hit with the flat of the chair, she desperately tries to convince you that being hit with the Edge is better.

Agent641,

When will the EU force Vim to let users out?

Agent641,

“We love you enough to tell you not to follow us”

Agent641, (edited )

Specificity would be “im going to whoop each of you in the back of the knees with a looped extension cord until they go purple so that it hurts when you walk but your pants cover them up.”

Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

Agent641,

Resume viewimg. Resume viewing. RESUME VIEWING.

Agent641,

I used to put small coins on the terminals til they got super hot, then drop the coin on the desk in front of them. When they go to pick it up, it burns them. Peak comedy.

Agent641,

Pretty lame concert with only one audience member. Are they being punoshed for something?

Agent641,

Ramsay Bolton did a lot of skinning. So much skinning.

Agent641,

Thats like fifteen bucks worth of staring

Agent641,

Im cutting down. So far, im down to two cups of double-scoop instant coffee a day. From 6 a day. Double scoops. I believe thats about 1200mg per day.

Agent641,

A sweet vinegarette for fresh salads is quite common actually, what mostly differs is the flavor you choose. Im partial to a date and balsamic vinegarette on a greek salad, myself.

Agent641,

When you run out of think, you can no longer even.

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