Hiro8811, Everywhere I go I see his face https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/47d3e2f0-c911-4a0b-a9f6-1376e54c548c.jpeg
MacNCheezus, I love you too Zoidberg
gravitas_deficiency, Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.
BarrelAgedBoredom, Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now
Sorgan71, Fourida because we could walk away
caseyweederman, Gonenada
MacNCheezus, Your terms are acceptable
Thcdenton, You can milk anything with nipples
SPRUNT, TIL almonds have nipples.
SparrowRanjitScaur, He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.
Tier1BuildABear, I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?
waterSticksToMyBalls, Nohio
rockerface, Also known as: Ohno
samus12345, Ohellno
MacNCheezus, Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.
Uschaan, I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.
MacNCheezus, Where would we even put all of those? Canada?
Classy, Gulf of Mexico
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, The gulf says mexicno
Doombot1, Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?
TheMightyCanuck, Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta
Source: Albertan
MacNCheezus, How about Albeighta as a compromise
reverendsteveii, ameroctopod
Agent641, Amerachnid
reverendsteveii, This is better, thank yoy
Namstel, Utterly disgusting.
Zozano, Udderly disgusting
JusticeForPorygon, Let’s trade Florida for a second California.
femboy_bird, can we just get rid of both of them pls?
LucidLethargy, I’ll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.
maccentric, How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?
BarrelAgedBoredom, While we’re at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn’t do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating
samus12345, What did California do that’s so bad?
Desistance, One Florida is enough, thanks.
hperrin, s/enough/too many/
MacNCheezus, We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?
gibmiser, Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm
MacNCheezus, slaps Califournia
“Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy.”
Empricorn, Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, i could drive so many trucks
Son_of_dad, Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!
LunarVoyager, deleted_by_author
LifeInMultipleChoice, I wonder if there would be a way to draw that up. A healthcare system paid for by the states that participate and distributed federally. Treatment only for those from states that participate. Thus still pitting the government against the pharmaceutical companies in terms of fair prices and pushes states to ideally make their own choices which would slowly move towards more and more states choosing to support their people. We would have to be dicks and deny medical attention to people coming from other states. I’m sure there are a million holes to work out, but no one should have any reason to argue with it outside “I don’t want others to get help if I can’t.”
Riven, I would argue that we provide medical care for out of state people but all the facilities have posters providing the truth and sources of why it works well in this state. Maybe that way they’ll look a little deeper into why they have to travel to another state to get help.
Dieterlan, Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?
MacNCheezus, It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue
get_off_the_phone, Crab rave anyone?
Corkyskog, Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.
MacNCheezus, Everybody do the Macarena
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PeriodicallyPedantic, Carcinisation really going wild on this one
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