Thcdenton,

You can milk anything with nipples

SPRUNT,

TIL almonds have nipples.

SparrowRanjitScaur,

He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?

waterSticksToMyBalls,

Nohio

rockerface,

Also known as: Ohno

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Ohellno

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s trade Florida for a second California.

femboy_bird,

can we just get rid of both of them pls?

LucidLethargy,

I’ll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.

maccentric,

How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?

BarrelAgedBoredom,

While we’re at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn’t do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

What did California do that’s so bad?

reverendsteveii,

ameroctopod

Agent641,

Amerachnid

reverendsteveii,

This is better, thank yoy

Hiro8811,
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I love you too Zoidberg

gibmiser,

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

slaps Califournia

“Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy.”

Empricorn,

Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

i could drive so many trucks

Son_of_dad,

Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!

LunarVoyager,

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice,

    I wonder if there would be a way to draw that up. A healthcare system paid for by the states that participate and distributed federally. Treatment only for those from states that participate. Thus still pitting the government against the pharmaceutical companies in terms of fair prices and pushes states to ideally make their own choices which would slowly move towards more and more states choosing to support their people. We would have to be dicks and deny medical attention to people coming from other states. I’m sure there are a million holes to work out, but no one should have any reason to argue with it outside “I don’t want others to get help if I can’t.”

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I would argue that we provide medical care for out of state people but all the facilities have posters providing the truth and sources of why it works well in this state. Maybe that way they’ll look a little deeper into why they have to travel to another state to get help.

    gravitas_deficiency,

    Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

    Uschaan,

    I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

    Classy,

    Gulf of Mexico

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    The gulf says mexicno

    Doombot1,

    Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

    TheMightyCanuck,
    @TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

    Source: Albertan

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    How about Albeighta as a compromise

    Dieterlan,

    Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

    get_off_the_phone,

    Crab rave anyone?

    Corkyskog,
    @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Everybody do the Macarena

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">~(^.^~) 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">(~^.^)~ 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">(~^.^~)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">~(^.^)~
    </span>
    
    PeriodicallyPedantic,

    Carcinisation really going wild on this one

    caseyweederman,

    Gonenada

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Your terms are acceptable

    Namstel,

    Utterly disgusting.

    Zozano,

    Udderly disgusting

    Desistance,

    One Florida is enough, thanks.

    hperrin,

    s/enough/too many/

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

    Sorgan71,

    Fourida because we could walk away

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