Agent641

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Agent641,

I just unplug the exposed SATA cable from one ssd and plug it into the other SSD. I am the bootloader

Agent641,

Ill never lose touch with tech. Except fucking ticktock. Or temu. Or that other one.

Agent641,

Guys, you gotta get your knob between the toilet bowl rim and the toilet seat so its squashed and held in place when you sit down.

Agent641,

You pivot from being attracted to physical attributes towards being attracted to personality.

Agent641,

My university recently forced us to use this shitpile to 2FA, it never fails to disappoint

Agent641, (edited )

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

Agent641, (edited )

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

Agent641,

Same with red cabbages.

Its a conspiracy by Big Red to profit from infringing on Purple’s intellectual property. All the other primary colours are in cahoots. Its time to take down their shadowy cabal.

Agent641,

Women: Men only think with their penises!

Me: Frankly, I find the idea of a penis that THINKS, offensive!

Agent641,

You havent truly lived unles youve farted through your dick hole

Agent641, (edited )

Western Australia. Wildfires. I prepare by slathering myself in bbq sauce.

Agent641,

Why do you think girls are yucky?

Agent641, (edited )

But I don’t think girls are yucky either, on the contrary I’m actually a huge fan. I’m not sure I understand what you’re getting at.

Agent641, (edited )

The CIA secretly discovered and then raised from the seabed fragments of a lost soviet submarine in the 60s, in order to obtain soviet nuclear secrets and warheads. Some bodies were recovered with the wreckage.

Even though it was a super secret operation and the middle of the cold war, the CIA put together a respectful and moving funeral ceremony for the soviet submariners onboard the recovery ship, and they were then buried at sea. The ceremony was filmed and later, after it was declassified, the ceremony was shared with the soviet leadership and the known families of the submariners.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypyBdVZhU

Agent641,

Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.

Agent641,

There are two wolves inside of the USA…

Agent641,

Omg yes, unless you zoom in, the sheep just looks like a dude

Agent641,

IDK about Bible 3 but the book of mornon is the weird fanfic of the bible written by a horny 13 year old

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