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Agent641, to asklemmy in What has been the best thing that has happened to you so far?

Getting sober is my pick too. Im just over a year in from my last drink. Ive excelled at work, had 3 raises, finished my degree, made quality new friends, met a beautiful woman who is now my best friend, took a chance and kissed her one night, and she kissed back. Life is great.

Agent641, to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

Wait they took that away? I have an S9 and I rely on this to know whos messaging me. Blue is textra, purple is whatsapp, white is insta, green is signal.

Agent641, (edited ) to memes in Times have changed

It was filmed in 2001 as evident by the title but only released in the late 1960s, thats why it looks that way.

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Wait until they get to pineapples...

Whut?

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in How to keep a man

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Well now I'm disappointed too!

Looks like Richard Hammond

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in 4202 g

Chickens often die shortly after mating. At least, the one I fucked did.

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in NASA has some explaining to do

The Jews TM are using iron dome to shoot down christian prayers before they reach heaven.

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Humans Against Shitting

How many do I need to eat for it to work?

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Humans Against Shitting

Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.

Agent641, to asklemmy in What's a food you love, that isn't worth making from scratch?

Puff pastry. Never, ever try to make puff pastry at home, it takes forevee, vut xosts like $5 at the shops for a big packet of it

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Frequently

Dying

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Do anything for me.

The most heinous fetish of them all

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Do anything for me.

Ive always wondered what sort of gross fetish thing she must be asking for that makes Meatball go “Whoa now, hey, lets just slow it down a bit babe, I’m not doing that, jesus fuck, thats messed up.”

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Shitty deal

Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

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