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AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Frequently It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot. That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.
It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.
That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to memes in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles. William Shatner, is that you?
William Shatner, is that you?
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in 4202 g Turducken would like a word.
Turducken would like a word.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Smells Like Teen Spirit Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Why didn't anyone warn me!? So the drop bears actually float up?
So the drop bears actually float up?
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Careful when skiing If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!
If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in German Art Nor cunning use of flags.
Nor cunning use of flags.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Smells Like Teen Spirit Cobain’s, too.
Cobain’s, too.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So. Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European. I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent. “Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in It's a hard life It’s Hornée. It’s French.
It’s Hornée. It’s French.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to memes in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done This joke is a blast. Like a bidet.
This joke is a blast.
Like a bidet.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick. Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?' License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!
License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost? Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.
Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.
AnonWyo, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.
I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.