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ArugulaZ

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Gaming enthusiast, writer, artist, and social media ronin. Current denizen of the Dork Web, aka federated media. Doesn't play well with others.

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Is cyanide an option?

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Autism is bolted into my personality; it's part of who I am as a person. I take great offense at the notion that I should be cured of being me.

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They're not so much "autism speaks" as "we speak FOR the autistic because the autistic can't be trusted to speak for themselves." A more honest name would be "International Karens Inconvenienced by Autistic Children."

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Anything poisoned by the hand of Elon Musk. I loved Twitter ten years ago... now it's a toy for a vain, self-consumed fool, a stupid child allowed to play with power tools. I deleted my accounts months ago and studiously avoid visiting the site, or any links leading to that site. It fills my mouth with bile just thinking about what it's become.

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This one was heartbreaking. I was a big Google fan from the moment I discovered them in 2002. They've done a fantastic job of pissing away all that goodwill in recent years.

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Yeah, Sony isn't a favorite of mine either. They've always had this Trumpian sense of arrogance and narcissism in the video game industry that's never failed to annoy me. It was kind of fun to watch them flail a bit with the PS3, which lost them a lot of ground against the Xbox 360 due to its mammoth price. Felt like the early 90s console wars all over again.

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Patreon, too.

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As a fan of game shows, I have a great admiration for Wayne Brady. He's genuinely good at being a master of ceremonies... unlike some other improv comedians who got game shows. Drew Carey. Cough. Cough.

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The name checks out

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He probably reads Dilbert, too.

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Eddie Murphy needs to rough him up and throw him into a piano again.

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You Young Republican types are so incredibly worthless. "Tolerant left! Tolerant left! Rawk! Polly want a cracker!" My cockatiel gives me more scintillating conversation.

Some of us aren't that left-wing (although you suit, tie, and white hood types couldn't possibly comprehend that), and we're certainly not tolerant of your dumb asses. The only shred of "tolerance" I'm showing you right now is mandated by the rules of this magazine. If the rules weren't there, I'd tell you to change your name to Mike Pence and do what comes naturally to a seditionist. (Hypothetically, of course.)

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It has its moments. Mostly it's an allegory about the difficulties immigrants face when assimilating into American culture.

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You either die a hero or live long enough to become... Dave Chappelle.

Who was that other guy with the bowl haircut who was Mitch Hedberg Lite? I was hoping he'd stick around for a while, but the last time I saw him in anything, he was the polar bear in Three Bare Bears.

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I always leave it behind me. That tends to happen when your digestive system ends with your backside.

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And Salome Jens, apparently.

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The Klingon in the episode was like, "This is stupid! I'd kill her if she wasn't already dead!"

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Whip it! Whip it good!

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Ferris Bueller is a creepy manipulative sociopath send post

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She could tell it was Verizon's fault because the stalker kept calling her, asking, 'Can you hear me now?"

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Glad to see SOMEONE in the world takes this sort of thing seriously.

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Fire photon torpedoes!

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Have less babies, have more babies! Geez, China, make up your minds!

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Cygnus X-1

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Damn it, I hate crumbs in my bed.

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