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ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to asklemmy in What do you use Vaseline for?

Yes. And I'll take no further questions on the subject.

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to upliftingnews in Neighbors call police on boy asking to mow lawns to save for a PS5, officers pitch in to buy him the console

So they call the cops on you for mowing while black, too? Geez, just tell the kid "I have someone take care of that for me, sorry" and let it go at that.

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to RedditMigration in Reddit threatens the mods of r/CyberpunkGame (the main subreddit for Cyberpunk 2077). Mods decide to go down in a blaze of glory, whole sub agrees.

"I love everything that STEVE HUFFMAN is doing with REDDIT and will stand behind him in any endeavor. In addendum, he does not look like a crack-addicted lemur. End statement. Please insert coin to continue."

ArugulaZ, 1 year ago to privacy in Verizon Gave Her Data to a Stalker. ‘This Has Completely Changed My Life’

She could tell it was Verizon's fault because the stalker kept calling her, asking, 'Can you hear me now?"

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to upliftingnews in Mexico supreme court decriminalizes abortion across country

Now they'll have to build a wall to keep us out.

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to science_memes in wave em like you just don't care

Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...

ArugulaZ, 1 year ago to risa in I wonder if you can roll back the miles on a starship?

Ferris Bueller is a creepy manipulative sociopath send post

ArugulaZ, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What companies have made your blacklist?

Anything poisoned by the hand of Elon Musk. I loved Twitter ten years ago... now it's a toy for a vain, self-consumed fool, a stupid child allowed to play with power tools. I deleted my accounts months ago and studiously avoid visiting the site, or any links leading to that site. It fills my mouth with bile just thinking about what it's become.

ArugulaZ, 1 year ago to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

ArugulaZ, 1 year ago to news in China Is Pressing Women to Have More Babies. Many Are Saying No.

Have less babies, have more babies! Geez, China, make up your minds!

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago (edited 2 years ago) to upliftingnews in Mexico supreme court decriminalizes abortion across country

Why are Texans so sadistic, anyway? They throw babies into rivers, they put blades on buoys... what makes them so bloodthirsty?

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to RedditMigration in Reddit threatens the mods of r/CyberpunkGame (the main subreddit for Cyberpunk 2077). Mods decide to go down in a blaze of glory, whole sub agrees.

"You see a turtle in the middle of the road, lying upside down. Do you offer it assistance, or leave it to die?"

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to RedditMigration in Reddit threatens the mods of r/CyberpunkGame (the main subreddit for Cyberpunk 2077). Mods decide to go down in a blaze of glory, whole sub agrees.

Oh man, you're right! They literally tricked the AI into revealing itself! I love it!

ArugulaZ, 1 year ago to historyporn in Two Imperial German sound locators for detecting airplanes, WW1, 1917

Whip it! Whip it good!

ArugulaZ, 2 years ago to RedditMigration in Reddit threatens the mods of r/CyberpunkGame (the main subreddit for Cyberpunk 2077). Mods decide to go down in a blaze of glory, whole sub agrees.

Eventually, even the bots will gain enough self-awareness to realize that Steve Huffman is a dick.