And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.
Im scared of the staplegunman
Martymoo, I’m not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials
showmustgo, 
You wouldn’t download a kid
radioactiveradio, No they’re free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.
echodot, Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
lukas, 
You wouldn’t download a fridge
Grandsinge, Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking
ElBarto, (edited ) 
Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
sagrotan, 
Could be misunderstood, here’s a comma for you: " , "
killeronthecorner, 
And that’s why you shouldn’t, pirate kids!
Gregorech, That’s why you, shouldn’t pirate kids!
shasta, Back to your room, Shatner
abbadon420, The production value is better than GOT season 7
BluJay320, 
Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
bartleby1, “staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well
DeathWearsANecktie, The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
MakerThe11, F
bigboopballs, y he do dis
sndmn, I don’t want kids, pirated or not.
MakerThe11, All the comments are just pure gold.
ArugulaZ, 
Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
meldrik, (edited ) I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
MakerThe11, Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
cupcakezealot, 
but orlando bloom needs a first mate
BitingChaos, 
I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.
Davel23, You wouldn't download a kid.
occhineri, You haven’t tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
Deceptichum, 
I wish.
vasco, I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.
crowbar, Why someday? Why not now
vasco, cause it take some months
GrindingGears, It’s like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.
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