And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.
Im scared of the staplegunman
fjordbasa, Why would I pirate kids?
captain_aggravated, 
I emphatically would NOT download a child.
weeahnn, 
They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
DebatableRaccoon, Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
Restaldt, (edited ) My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
jjagaimo, I prefer to pirate adults
Crackhappy, 
Lenny pirate your butt
rostby, Gimme yur booty
rostby, I mean treasure ya know
Oka, Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
Sharpiemarker, Can’t even give them away
Karlos_Cantana, 
And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.
moreeni, And that’s why you need punctuation kids.
floofloof, I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
LocustOfControl, Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
Xylight, 
you wouldn’t download a child
linearchaos, 
Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
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