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ArugulaZ

@ArugulaZ@kbin.social

Gaming enthusiast, writer, artist, and social media ronin. Current denizen of the Dork Web, aka federated media. Doesn't play well with others.

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ArugulaZ,
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Should I switch from Ad Block Plus? It's always treated me right before...

ArugulaZ,
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CalcKey sounds like accounting software. That's the next big thing in microblogging, though?

ArugulaZ,
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I'm just angry that we're basically being led down the trail of tears to a nerd barrio. You despicable bastards! We BUILT the internet! Now you take it away from us?!

ArugulaZ,
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TWELVE? I'm lucky if I get four hours out of a 10mg dose of marijuana. Then again, I'm not hallucinating for twelve hours...

ArugulaZ,
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Sega's Time Traveller. It was quickly replaced with Holosseum, which wasn't much better, but at least it was playable. Sort of. (It's the most claustrophobic fighting game I've ever played.)

ArugulaZ,
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Golly, wouldn't that be a shame? =}

ArugulaZ,
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Enjoy, Spez, you lemur-reamer. We will.

ArugulaZ,
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"I love everything that STEVE HUFFMAN is doing with REDDIT and will stand behind him in any endeavor. In addendum, he does not look like a crack-addicted lemur. End statement. Please insert coin to continue."

ArugulaZ,
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Oh man, you're right! They literally tricked the AI into revealing itself! I love it!

ArugulaZ,
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Eventually, even the bots will gain enough self-awareness to realize that Steve Huffman is a dick.

ArugulaZ,
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"You see a turtle in the middle of the road, lying upside down. Do you offer it assistance, or leave it to die?"

ArugulaZ,
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Bill said Windows 10 was the last one, so...

ArugulaZ,
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"RAWWK! I will consume your SOUL!"

ArugulaZ,
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Yes. And I'll take no further questions on the subject.

ArugulaZ,
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Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

ArugulaZ,
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Yeesh. More like bung_hole_, amirite?

ArugulaZ,
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2 for sure, but with some tweaks to make the bolt of electricity look more like a question mark.

ArugulaZ,
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Now they'll have to build a wall to keep us out.

ArugulaZ, (edited )
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Why are Texans so sadistic, anyway? They throw babies into rivers, they put blades on buoys... what makes them so bloodthirsty?

ArugulaZ,
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Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...

ArugulaZ,
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I'm convinced that when he left his Comedy Central show and went to Africa to get back in touch with his roots, he was bitten by a radioactive Thurston Howell.

ArugulaZ,
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In the case of Dave Chappelle, it's a lot less than people expected.

ArugulaZ,
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I know how to handle this! Hannibal Buress to the bur-rescue!

ArugulaZ,
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The enemy of my enemy yadda yadda yadda.

ArugulaZ,
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So they call the cops on you for mowing while black, too? Geez, just tell the kid "I have someone take care of that for me, sorry" and let it go at that.

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