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Assman, to star_wars in Carrie Fisher making a snowball behind the scenes of Empire Strikes Back
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I hear she was really into snow at that time

Assman, to memes in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir.
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I heard it was Mohammed bin Slugworth

Assman, to comicstrips in Sea Clown
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youtu.be/mBALsWwxPf0

Assman, to memes in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs
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I’m loading this bad boy up with all of the cutest plants

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in Counterspell this
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Magnumancer

Assman, to memes in Pascal's Wager
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PBUH (pasta be upon him)

Assman, (edited ) to starwarsmemes in Don't be a Clowntrooper
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Top Six Hours is the superior sort

Assman, to lotrmemes in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
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Idk if you watched the last of us, but like that Bill episode, which is mostly disconnected from the greater narrative, didn’t feel out of place in the series to me. That’s what I’m getting at. I want to see all of it at a slower pace.

Assman, to lotrmemes in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
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That doesn’t happen in my made up scenario where the world is good lol

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in what if..
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Fucking hilarious picturing either end of the snake flopping around as it walks

Assman, (edited ) to memes in He also objects to crosswalks.
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Maybe Jesus invented it and forgot to write down the design? We’ll never know.

(Does this guy know that 1703 was the 18th century?)

Assman, to memes in He also objects to crosswalks.
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Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.

Source: naval historian

Okay that’s a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia

Assman, to comicstrips in Apples for sale
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MFer needs a super-axe-hacker. Then he could whack down four apple trees in one smacker.

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in Poseidon why
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Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

Assman, to memes in Inspiration
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Funny you should say that

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