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Assman, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles? women tend to I’m gonna stop you right there dawg
women tend to
I’m gonna stop you right there dawg
Assman, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Sleeping position Already passed them on unfortunately
Already passed them on unfortunately
Assman, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Sleeping position Dumbass DNA. Why make a human capable of eating a baconator if doing so melts your body from the inside.
Dumbass DNA. Why make a human capable of eating a baconator if doing so melts your body from the inside.
Assman, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024 Five bucks says MTG
Five bucks says MTG
Assman, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Sussy Arabia UAE is the dong
UAE is the dong
Assman, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format. Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.
Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.
Assman, 1 year ago to memes in Me: Does literally anything, My Dog: Me: subconsciously moves 2 cm My GSD: Rally to the commander! Form ranks! You live and die to serve the master!
Me: subconsciously moves 2 cm
My GSD: Rally to the commander! Form ranks! You live and die to serve the master!
Assman, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Living forever My ancestors came in on the sandwich
My ancestors came in on the sandwich
Assman, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Living forever Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass
Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass
Assman, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Living forever Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland. Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?
Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.
Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?
Assman, 1 year ago to thefarside in 22 January 2024 You’re going in my airing of grievances
You’re going in my airing of grievances
Assman, 1 year ago to thefarside in 22 January 2024 I need a minute to process this
I need a minute to process this
Assman, 1 year ago to thefarside in 22 January 2024 it’s been almost a decade That can’t be. That’s not possible.
it’s been almost a decade
That can’t be. That’s not possible.
Assman, 1 year ago to cyanideandhappiness in 21 January 2024 who talks like that?? The youth
who talks like that??
The youth
Assman, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Cargo [SMBC Comics] The hairline change is too real
The hairline change is too real