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BananaPeal

@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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You mean like Monster Squad?

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/64fa2f87-f07e-451f-a271-ffc1f93a55a8.jpeg

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Nice. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c17ea014-a209-4089-aa74-9f7bc3166c52.png

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Sometimes, in the heart of obsession, it’s forgivable to go source to mouth.

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A love story for the ages.

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Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.

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No shopping involved if I just hire friends and family.

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I fully endorse this headline. Unrelated: I stop reading at apostrophes.

Edit: In this case, I meant the second apostrophe. Fail.

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The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.

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Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?

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This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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The reason infinity $100 bills is more valuable than infinity $1 bills: it takes less effort to utilize the money.

Let’s say you want to buy a $275,000 Lamborghini. With $1 bills, you have to transport 275,000 notes to pay for it. That will take time and energy. With $100 bills, you have to transport 2750 notes. That’s 100x fewer, resulting in a more valuable use of time and energy.

Even if you had a magical wallet that weighed the same as a standard wallet and always a had bills of that type available to pull out when you reach in. It’s less energy to reach in a fewer number of times.

Let’s toss in the perspective of the person receiving the money, too. Wouldn’t you rather deal with 2750 notes over 275,000, if it meant the same monetary value? If you keep paying in ones, people will get annoyed. Being seen favorably has value.

Value is about more than money.

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Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

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A Big Mac is a cake?

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So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

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Make like a tree and get out of here.

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Only if you delete system32

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Oh, perhaps I have a project.

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I’m currently using powerline because running an ethernet cable across the apartment seemed gaudy at best. The suggestion of a flat white cable stuck to the wall seems interesting.

I have the modem and router on a UPS because power flickers semi-regularly here. Sadly, powerline cannot go on a UPS.

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This requires not renting. A luxury not all of us have.

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IDK, hailing a taxi is fine in the red area if the elbow is at least slightly bent, wrist rotated, and space between fingers. Extra points if waving.

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Yeah, that’s how I got my current gaming headphones. Drunk me choose decently well.

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HyperX. I forget which model they are, but they’re very sturdy and still work well 7 years later.

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Alvin and the Deeznuts

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